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Unread post by sophie » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:19 am

i came then
he came
then i came
then he came
then we relaxed
then he went
and i was spent
in a mess
hair all wet
before i left

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Unread post by sophie » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:17 pm

it,s friday and the weekends in sight
all thats to sort is the events for tonight
but since i,ve no plans cast in stone
i may end up in and on this forum
i,d like to go out but no idea where
desisions desisions who what and when
as for the rest of the weekend ahead
the same as today really no change :roll:
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:06 pm

randomuserid wrote:
sophie wrote:i came then
he came
then i came
then he came
then we relaxed
then he went
and i was spent
in a mess
hair all wet
before i left

:whistle:
riddle me rhyme

a lot of coming and going
a lot of reaping and sowing
a lot of sucking and blowing
a lot of ebbing and flowing
a lot of looking and showing
a lot of guessing and knowing...


I've got the plough if you've got the furrow
I've got the rabbit if you've got the burrow

:P
:o
furry and cute
that was my bunny
bald as a coot
that is my honey
quite and shy
that was time gone by
bold as brass
thats now my ass
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Re: Favourite Poems

Unread post by sophie » Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:52 am

if the truth,s be known would you still hold your heads high :naughty:
you can,t blame me for being angry you know why
when you have a fall or things get you down
you then come a running and now i ask why
your point i can see but that doesn,t make it right
that is not justice but a cover for a lie
to try to make me look bad through the faults of your own
is so dam f*cking out of order if truth be known
nice to me one minute and calling me the next
who the f*ck do you think you are i ain,t the pest
you want to lay blame lay on the one who deserves
because that is the person where your hate should go
i,m no fake or no phony i,ll tell it as it is
just don,t go talking and taking the piss
as for some others i know who you are
your at arms length now don,t question who they are
as you may not like the reply i will surely give
others peoples problems they create for themselves
no other is to blame when won,t blame themselves
so on this note i end with a few words of wise
fuck ups of stupidity deceit betrayel and lies
arn,t something i,m part of so i,ll say my goodbyes
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Re: Favourite Poems

Unread post by sophie » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:45 am

randomuserid wrote: Scary poem, Sophie
You deserve a trophy
Don't know who it's all about
But sometimes you need to kick and shout
Telling us just how you feel
Keeping it so clear and real
Wouldn't like to be in his shoes
Sounds like he is lacking a few clues
Hope it's better now Sophie
Tell him to go and atrophy!
alas i,m sure it won,t be over yet
when some want to play silly games again
they may fool some but not those who know
just how devious their minds do implore
to do our job you command respect
but you must remember to give it as well
be honest, truthful don,t steal or deceive
if you can,t be these you don,t deserve to succeed
i,m glad i am me and not some others i know
as i know i would never stoop so low
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:03 am

last one done
no more to come

HA! HA! had you fooled ;)
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Unread post by sophie » Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:52 pm

A welcome place that we do grace
Do right or wrong some things don,t change
Unfortunate moments in our lives
Leave a comment and await a reply
The peeps on her have their favourite friends

Fun and frolics to all never ends
Obvious taunts from the comedy kind
Respect not neglect as ignorance isn,t kind
Utter a few words or write for england some do
Make a hit on here or disapear without a clue

I for one love being on this forum
Sure many of you others do too

The members are mixed in age and race
Helpful where they can help you
Enjoy your time and find what you like

There is so much that you can choose
Open minded people that share likes with most of you
Perfection you won,t find on here or anywhere else to
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Re: Favourite Poems

Unread post by sophie » Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:09 pm

CTR wrote:So pleased that wasn't the last, :clap:
The latest is so well crafted, :handgestures-thumbupleft:
Hardly a spelling mistake in sight :shock: ,
Maybe it should get 9.96 out of 10 :whistle: ?
sod off you cheeky twat
or you,ll see some colurs to suit
do you like black and blue
as you,ll be wearing these too :P
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Re: Favourite Poems

Unread post by sophie » Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:27 am

CTR wrote:
sophie wrote:
CTR wrote:So pleased that wasn't the last, :clap:
The latest is so well crafted, :handgestures-thumbupleft:
Hardly a spelling mistake in sight :shock: ,
Maybe it should get 9.96 out of 10 :whistle: ?
sod off you cheeky twat
or you,ll see some colurs to suit
do you like black and blue
as you,ll be wearing these too :P
Oh allright ... you've persuaded me to give it 10 out of 10 :shifty:
oh you give far too easily
just where is your fight
i know seeing me can be hard work
but i know you,ll work up an appetite
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Unread post by sophie » Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:36 am

sophie wrote:To join this forum you,ll be glad you did
Has many outlooks you,ll not have lived
Endless topics at your disposal

Have a question just ask away
Umpteen answers will wing your way
Learn a lot in just one day
Leave nah you won,t stay away

A welcome place that we do grace
Do right or wrong some things don,t change
Unfortunate moments in our lives
Leave a comment and await a reply
The peeps on her have their favourite friends

Fun and frolics to all never ends
Obvious taunts from the comedy kind
Respect not neglect as ignorance isn,t kind
Utter a few words or write for england some do
Make a hit on here or disapear without a clue

I for one love being on this forum
Sure many of you others do too

The members are mixed in age and race
Helpful where they can help you
Enjoy your time and find what you like

There is so much that you can choose
Open minded people that share likes with most of you
Perfection you won,t find on here or anywhere else to
Subtle, sexy, funny and serious a mixed crowd of adults
had to amend as i missed a point
this is THE HULL ADULT FORUM
that won,t dissapoint
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Re: Favourite Poems

Unread post by sophie » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:43 am

the peeps in uniforms think they are it
the powers to look down on who ever they see fit
abuse there powers and rights of command
and plunge mere mortals in to the ground
with fancy words they don,t want you to understand
and there underhand tactics because they can
take away the ranks and the toys they,ve been given
they are nobodys yet they still think there summat
do as they say but they will do as they want
it,s no surprise that this country doesn,t want to follow
injustice, deceit, bullying, lies and more
just what did our grandparents really fight for
the old days were poorer but you had more respect
todays dicks that enforce deserve to be beat
respect and morals have gone out the window
and been taken over by threats and judgements
the uniforms i talk about are such a disgrace
they need bringing down a bit and slapped in the face
some think they control the adults but they should stick to pre school
the others think they make men so why do we lose them
if our great grandparents could see the farces todays uniforms breed
they would be disgusted just like others and me
they deserve no respect and they command like a joke
and they call us great britain but theres nowt great about it at all
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:53 pm

teepee2006 wrote:Uniforms are great
Uniforms are smart
they get me all excited
expand my favourite part

they look so cool and sexy
when worn to look quite real
bending over end of the bed
they have explode appeal

the curvy stuck up meter maid
about to give you a ticket
when reminded of her naughtiness
will let you you grope and stick it

the wpc who threatens to wack you
with her baton in her hand
told she has been seen shagging
will ease your aching gland

those tight skirts and sexy shoes
seamed stockings so straight and pure
once you get into a doggy bend
total pleasure will ensure

So here's to ladies in uniform
bubbly blond or demure brunette
there's something tasty & luscious
they puts the cream in my baguette
are you sure this is yours the words are nigh on perfect :mrgreen:

how does a miss innocent outfit grab you
you can have it, no you can,t
tease a little flaunt your stuff
then retire shyly and demure
i would but i can,t emmbarresed you see
ok i will bend over and take three
oh no it,s short you can see right up
yes it,s a sluty pulling skirt you see
naked omg i really can,t under the covers then i might
naked sure i,m cool with that drop yours as well show more
it,s not the uniform i say
but the gal wearing it
that sends yur pulse to a soar
because if you know her well
you know her magic spells
will leave you smiling and wanting more
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:46 pm

teepee2006 wrote:
sophie wrote:......
are you sure this is yours the words are nigh on perfect :mrgreen:
How dare you missy ... I wrote that with my own fair hand this morning
... while you were still snoring your dozing head off :D ... and missing my "I'll see you later alligator" PM
i,ll let you off then,, it,s a compliment really :mrgreen:
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Unread post by sophie » Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:41 am

theres a light at the end of the tunnel
people will always exclaim
well i,ve travelled down it
and i ain,t found it to date
some days theres a glimmer
you think you,ve found it and hope
then just like a light switch
you blink and it,s been darned turned off
i,ve had many a rant on here before today
and theres always a reason
but i won,t ever explain
some think i,m having a bad day
ha wot would you really know
my life is a roller coaster
i shout stop i want to get off
but it,s an up hill strugle
when you have family and more
they say life will deal you a break
right,, a few days and no more
then something else happens
and i have shit to deal with on top of more
sure throw it all at me i,ll cope just as before
if i passed on my last few years of shit
and said here have a cope with that
most would crack and hand three quarters back
you folks on here see my highs and my lows
but thats only written what you read in my posts
when we meet i won,t show it a smile is what i,ll show
i carry on with my work be i stressed or at wits end
my emotions i won,t show as i tend to keep them pent
so if you think i,m a hard faced bitch with a personality to match
i,ll say you try my life so far lets see you deal with my past
don,t add your shit to mine as i,ve plenty of my own to last
just another rant to the others i,ve done, i,m past giving a crap
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:43 pm

the race is on
who will be beat
our teepee said
he,ll be the meat
beat on his mind
isn,t the same
to beat his arse
then beat his cane
that one track mind
he,s always the same
that dirty talk
surrenders him useless
his mind renders
only to his trousers
i,m not complaining
it,s funny to read
as i laugh out loud
crying with funny disbeleif
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:11 pm

you have a short break
and drink a little wine
you,ll send me pm,s
eager to await a reply
you,ve ran out of sheets
but tissues plenty to hand
will you post again tonight
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:36 pm

teepee2006 wrote:So the race is on
In fact it almost done
She's posting smiley posts
And she's on a home run

Took my eye off the ball
In fact I got distracted
It was her dirty lil PMs :P
My attention was attracted

There is no stopping her
When the bit's between her teeth
So with a neigh and a kick
She might trample me beneath

But I don't give up easy
It would be good to get nearer
A neck and neck finish
To a loud almighty cheer
fook me i,ll have to wait a while
your slower than a tortoise
if i stay away for days
will you be much closer
if i remain so silent
my fingers will be twitching
when the weekend comes about
you may just have some chance
i,ll be out on friday might
so don,t wait to get your chance
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:58 pm

teepee2006 wrote:At the last count 105 posts to go
And 84 ahead should get there easy
Quicker than me and sharper too
Poems are writ and oh so cheesy

Just a laugh is the aim
To get some life into the forum
It's been a bit slow of late
So splash about :dance: and banish boredom
hey the post count doesn,t matter
as you could get there easy
if i,m away you can play
with topics and jokes so cheesy

yes it,s a laugh and fun too
if others would only join us
but it seems they bloody can,t
as they can,t get a word in to stert with
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:59 am

in for a penny
in for a pound
beat the men folk
into the ground
swat with a paper
pound with a pan
watch for the end
lets see if they can stand :whistle:
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:16 am

teepee2006 wrote:That darned Sophie
She's all lip
One minute threatening
Our bollocks to chip

Next she's soothing
our fevered brow
Where the hell are we?
She's a moody cow :lol:
that darned sophie
knows your tricks
by the balls till you scream quit
easy to read,i know your moods
i tell you off and you sulk too

soothing really, you,ve been fooled
play nurse maid,clean you up
you scruffy git and mucky pup
mardy and moody yes i can be
but your like a female as you do the same as me :mrgreen:
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:49 am

boys play rough
girls will act tough
boys act all manly
girls don,t do that stuff
boys big themselves up
girls will shoot them down
for boys are proud of their manhood
and girls just laugh and roll around
boys mess up the sheets,white stains everywhere
girls hate the mess they leave on their side and everywhere
boys hands are always busy their hands found down their pants
girls think they are gross it won,t help them improve their chance
boys tug and grope stretch to the limits they think it will help it grow
the girls shake their heads they know it,s been said to much play with shrink it and willow
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:15 am

cheeky chaps with witty posts
and i don,t mean here for those who know
on here i don,t bite
but elsewhere i might
though don,t be scared
as i am sure you will like
don,t be shy be bold as brass
you may get a surprise i,m sure you,ll like
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:28 am

CTR wrote:
sophie wrote: on here i don,t bite
I think we'll need a vote on that one 8-) ... and the rest is just confusing ... are you saying you're a vampire somewhere else and we'll enjoy it :) ?
if you knew what i know
you,d know what i mean
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:36 am

CTR wrote:
sophie wrote: if you knew what i know
you,d know what i mean
but for your not knowing
you know it,s not thee
Oh well, let me know which of your posts are meant for me ... :whistle:
Hard to fathom out & I do have a life you see ... :violin:

:D
erm this one
if you want to know
you,ll have to find out
but to try and find out
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:58 am

CTR wrote:
sophie wrote: erm this one
if you want to know
you,ll have to find out
but to try and find out
you have to break my vow
Breaking my own vows is hard enough :think:
Breaking someone else's vow ...
Now how would I do that,
How do I skin that cat :? ?
I will stick to playing,
I think, with commas,,,

:mrgreen:
oh riddle me ctr wrote more than three
they really don,t make sence but thats the way he meant
confuse others you might but i know some vows outright
are you doing some work or are you being a shirk :mrgreen:
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