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Re: Favourite Poems

Unread post by sophie » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:47 am

theres some cheeky chaps on here today
i hope they don,t think they,ll get there own way
if they misbehave there going to pay
as two black eyes will come there way
if they continue they will know the score
i,ll tease and taunt and have them knelt on the floor
scream beg and plead this will not work
as i am the boss when i,m at work
so if you like your balls in your sack
don,t give me no lip and you,ll leave with em intact
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:57 am

now now boys,
you must play nice
or do you need
smacked bums twice
this football talk
is not allowed
not in my presence anyhow
if you bicker you,ll go to bed
and i,m not talking threesome
before either one says :roll:
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:59 pm

ever since this forum started
it,s gained members from near and far
you have the serious posters
and the fruit and nut bars
now heres an insight only from me
you see it,s how i see them most
theres wraith who started us up on here
who without we would be lost
silent unless something catches his eye
fair but do wrong and he,ll pounce

suzy who watches over us all
fair and with a sense of humour
she likes a joke with all the rest
cares much so mind how you treat her

teepee is the joker in the pack
he winds suzy and others up so much
but if you tell him off like i do
he,ll sulk , then come back for more

now ctr well he was a quiet one
then he met with teepee and co
now his posts flow on to here
but confuse he still does us all

lordluken his pic well suits his posts
with "really, i see, and why,s that"
if you get too cheeky when he says hmm
he ,ll try and change the topic just like that

champ he,s the man who,s forever online
he,s watching but not always joining in
deep underneath is a cheeky sod
who,ll post when he,s feeling mischevious

and our shyhullmale who can be fairly shy
but daren,t now if he,s at ours socials
he,s had his ticking off and still sulks a lot
but when he,s happy it,s the best way to see him

as for the others i have come to meet about here
the cageman, the badboy,scotty and co
in there individual ways they like to taunt,tease and play
and i wouldn,t have any of you any other way
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Re: Favourite Poems

Unread post by sophie » Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:25 pm

why bicker and name call
when you really know fuck all
i don,t appreciaten nor like
my name being dragged in to shite
if you feel the need so bad to chat shite
do it off your own back and don,t invite
the calling is pointless and childish toboot
if you were your right age you wouldn,t do as you do
i can act silly taunt tease as some know
but i know where the line is as so should you all
there are people you get along with and those that you don,t
but making it public will make you look a cunt
i get on with most people all from different backgrounds
there are those who irritate and those i can,t stand
but i stay away from those kind to keep peace and be nice
i bite only if needed if you throw crap my way
then expect you,ll get it back i won,t have my name slayed
if you can,t get along and think you know me so well
then heres the shock i am going to tell
you know me a little , only what i want you to hear
my inner most thoughts you won,t ever hear
there are parts of my life not even long time members know
and they never will, i,m not the kind to show
i keep things to myself have and always will
so until you know the real me don,t use my name as your thrill
if you want to make enemies your heading the right way
let go of that ego it,s leading you astray
sometimes it can be funny but thats not always the case
so when you bad mouth other people make sure it is just
because when you know nothing of them your opinion sucks
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Unread post by sophie » Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:58 pm

bloody hell :shock:
you did as well
well done shy
you can come to this thread again :clap:
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Unread post by sophie » Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:04 pm

oh dear what can the matter be
some lightweights are off for their beauty sleep
if thats what getting older has but to offer mate
i am not going to age
oh my eight hours is the case
some peeps they just can,t last the pace
if less than eight hours there in an awful state
they need a catnap to cope
oh no not in my company dear
don,t you get cosy now you,ve worn out my dear
if you fall asleep you,d wish that you hadn,t dear
cause you can guess what i will get up to :mrgreen:
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:23 pm

those summer dresses should be put away
if this crap weather is here to stay
it,s so not nice, cold and wet
bring on the sun that is best
less to wear so little to wash
un-like maxi jumpers you have to squash
this is why i,d have to say
i,d pack my bag and move to spain
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:30 pm

keep you away
we have no chance
would have more luck
seeing my pants
oh i forgot you already have
thats what you get when you are bad
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:49 pm

today has been good in more than one way
a friendly face who came to play
some chit chat,, well a lot actually
twas followed by him following me
smiles all round as he left a happy soul
i then had to nip out somewhere to go
on my way back i couldn,t resist
some thing,, nice to give as a gift
for a special lady who put up with a lot
she wasn,t in so i left them somewhere safe
hoping she,d find them and like them as well
now shes home and she found them ok
abbie your a star and don,t ever change
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Unread post by sophie » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:49 pm

theres a time for ranting
when things don,t seem right
theres a time for tears
when your losing the fight
theres a time for friendship
from those who do care
theres a time for a chat
to feel human again
theres a time to let loose
before losing the plot
theres a time to gain strength
when thats all you have got
when things put you down
and theres stress on your plate
theres the friends always here
who,ll be patient and wait
when theres nowhere to go
or you feel nowhere to turn
theres an ear that will listen
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Unread post by sophie » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:57 am

bloody hell lordy
your not serious are you
if it,s out like your punt
we,ll have a year or two
and before you say owt
you said it yourself
we.ll reserve you a slot
in our bookshelf
if your feeling arty
then give it a go
as ctr and shy did
even though we await more
it,s not hard or requires skill
just spill what you think
we won,t laugh or mock
maybe faint as we read
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:42 pm

there was a man i met today
we met before some time ago
1st time he was busy mouth unable to chat
2nd time he was nervous, we can,t be having that
this time he was chatty like an old friend from afore
if nervous he didn,t show it from entering the door
the time spent was so sexy and more just followed
a time to remember i know i will for sure
the whos whats and wheres are mine to keep
unless this young man decides no secret to keep
so to you my dear sir it sure was a pleasure again
if you decide to return i want that charming chatty man again
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:45 am

ctr he ran out of rhyme
this does happen from time to time
he says i,ve started so i,ll finish
but he runs out words hence an abrupt finish
he gives it a go and others should too
but to who he,s guessing i haven,t a clue :whistle:
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:12 pm

time for a poem a reply or two
but at the moment i,m angry and not in the mood
some gossips on here and you know who you are
if you have some beef, speak up not from afar
your cowards and desrve no such respect
get a back bone, a life as you earn what you get
if your good to cast stones expect rocks in return
to bitch about others bucause your incapable to earn
heres a tip, i won,t say it twice be nice and not bitchy
and your work might surfice, i help people where i can
i also give my tips and advice but the likes of some of you
don,t deserve things to go right, get on with your own little lives
and leave mine to me, as i don,t need your kind if thats all you can be
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:07 pm

teepee2006 wrote:the challenge was made
the gauntlet was thrown
another bout to be had
once we were fully prone
yes the challenge was set
second round to be had
who would win
it was up for grabs

well it happened later on
than I at first thought
the romping was all over
as I suggested we fought
later on in the day
when he thought my energy was zapped
from the ups and downs
and rolling around

it was made pretty easy
me being all spent and all
I lay there just waiting
so on top she did crawl
all spent he says
well that could be two
he wanted a demo
how i pinned him so good

she has these special moves
and a manly vice like grip
so despite her light weight
she's so very hard to shift
special they arn,t
just tack them in place
i,ve had plenty of practice
i don,t like being pinned

so after quite a struggle
she was unable to resist
my release was inevitable
as i made my superb twist
after a struggle
he lifted his legs high
i was still there
until he tried to make me fly

so now it is 2-0 to her
much to my bemusement
she made a special deal you see
which will bring you much amusement
hmm its 2 1/2 to 1/2 which is his
and the deal he came up
with as he thought he,d definatly win
funny as fook he did have to laugh

if she turned up on time
she would gain an extra point
and with (maybe) seconds to spare
she duly kept the appoint
as right on the dot
of twenty five past
he tried to contest but the time was precicse
so 1 more to me thank you thats nice

but I'm not complaining
if I have to gave away a win
cos I will get it back again
when next we're skin to skin
he didn,t complain
was just cheeky instead
but he said it from behindso i couldn,t make it 3 1/2 instead
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:34 pm

Claire wrote:
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teepee2006 wrote:Touché :mrgreen:
... ok end of round 2 ... round 3 next week
... and all my moves today were perefctly legal :teasing-neener:
... but not sure about your knee :roll: near the crown jewels
legal lol, holes are meant to be only in certain places ,round 3 your on, and as for the crown jewels my knee was already there you launched on it,, you just wanted some pain really :lol:

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Unread post by sophie » Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:10 am

shyhullmale wrote:you've seen me at my very best
You've seen me at my worst
You've seen me calm and quiet
Or mad enough to burst
You've seen me when i'm serious
And when i'm silly too
But you've never seen me
When i was on the loo :lol: :lol:
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:40 am

it ribbits away and slimey too :naughty:
following hearts that care for you :oops:
a clip yes but not around the ear kind :lol:
a tiny teddy saying beddybyes time :roll:
a tick tok clock that won,t wake me up :doh:
mother and joey boxers without gloves :ugeek:
an intelligent creature i,d love to meet again :pray:
if you tie a knot in this i,ll still be the same :think:
the snake without grass the slithering kind :roll:
the ones up above received with kindness :)
given to me by a thoughtful caring friend :D
along with others i received or bought myself :dance:
my collection is filling up so very fast :o
if it carries on the weight will out class :shifty:
and pull me down straight on my ass :shock:
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Unread post by sophie » Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:17 pm

ode to farty

our farty has the blues today
he has done for some time
his posts have wit and humour
yet it,s not the farty we,ve in mind
the only time without the grumps
is when he,s had a good hump
so have a hump to do away the grump
and i,m sure he,ll be just fine
he may like it everyday of the week
more than one women at a time
super stud they,ll name his wood
and it will make him feel in his prime
alas he says after fun he,ll see us in time
as his bank manager thinks his saucy antics
will leave him tugging his own line

:o :o :o cheer up farty, you,ve always got us bag o nuts
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Unread post by sophie » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:51 am

sexy sophie has some kind of class
outgoing and a full of beans lass
pleasant to most unless they cross me
honest outspoken thats how i will be
irresistable to some a big pain to others
energetic in life big thanks to the redbull :mrgreen:

sorry if you don,t like my ass
offend i don,t unless you ask
pleasure to be around those that arn,t fake
hope i don,t make your knees shake
i don,t really bite it,s just the way i am
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:44 am

the sun will be up
the sky will be blue
i :pray: i,ll be up
and not late :whistle: whoo hoo

or he,ll be raging :snooty:
saying talk to the :hand:

make a fuss :doh:
kick my arse too :shock:
what can i say :P
but i pay back to :dance:

couldn,t blame him :liar:
eyup on second thoughts i could :drool:

oh grimacing , as he reads :shifty:
what will the day bring ;)

will he be on time :o
he may be late :mrgreen:
offers on cheap plonk :shhh:
they can persuade :lol:

i am grinning :D
as i,m writing this 8-)
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:11 am

should tease and torment
be the menu for the day
i,m in play mode
will they be the same
awake maybe so
alert not fully yet
but give me an hour
and i will be i bet
so down with the coffees
to the bathroom i go
can,t have him thinking
what he already knows
i sometimes be late
but i always arrive
so best foot forward
it,s time to jive
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:17 am

randomuserid wrote:Sometimes I sit and think and wonder why they do :think:
Sometimes I just sit yep me too :roll:
Sometimes I'm in the pink while others are so blue 8-)
Sometimes I don't give a s*** hey i say that word too :clap:

Sometimes I post on forums yep it,s all for fun :dance:
Sometimes I write poems and this is a good one ;)
Sometimes I think I bore them personally i just annoy :whistle:
Sometimes I ignore them yep just not worthy of our time :snooty:
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:14 am

Claire wrote:
sophie wrote:
randomuserid wrote:Sometimes I sit and think and wonder why they do :think:
Sometimes I just sit yep me too :roll:
Sometimes I'm in the pink while others are so blue 8-)
Sometimes I don't give a s*** hey i say that word too :clap:

Sometimes I post on forums yep it,s all for fun :dance:
Sometimes I write poems and this is a good one ;)
Sometimes I think I bore them personally i just annoy :whistle:
Sometimes I ignore them yep just not worthy of our time :snooty:
and they can talk to this too :hand:
and I totally agree with sophie :text-+1:
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:51 pm

i came, he went
legs to jelly
all spent
round two
coming up
no pass needed
thats enough
in a pile
hot and wet
thirsty work
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