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the weekend comes
what to do who knows
i may relax and stay at home
but the chances are
i may have some fun
doing what only i will know
then weekend goes
so fast in a flash
then it,s back to the weekday
and the run and mad dash
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battered and bruised i trodded off home
expecting the worse in the morn
but to my surprise when i awoke
the only signs were the marks
the stiffness gone i wonder why
i,ll not complain just grin and sigh
the happy thoughts remain within
of a superman and a cheesy grin
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todays the day for having your say
be wrong or right just say it your way
take words in your stride be it good or bad
and take it on the chin go on be a man
todays also the day for having it away
if you do it outdoors it,ll rain or pour
if you stay indoors you,ll be cosy and hot
but don,t overheat, your fella might drop
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ho hum another weekend nearly done
and what have i gained not a crumb
if this is the best the weekend has to offer
i,ll stick to weekdays with the same bother
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shake a leg
make a move
i know i really must prove
i,ll be on time
won,t be late
or my guts will be on a plate
for a change
it must be
will i make it lets wait and see
always late
never on time
that is the story of my life
time to change
a habit thats bad
but it wouldn,t be me if i did things like that :mrgreen:
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it rained a little and then it poured
my nice straight hair was straight no more
a curly mess upon my head
i have to say i wasn,t impressed
the taxi was late half an hour or more
i,d have rung her neck if i,d been at her door
the day looked grim i hoped not more
but it ended up with me have a laughing roar
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mondays lass wears a sad face
tuesdays lass is finally full of grace
wednesdays lass is on full flow
thursdays lass is going to and fro
fridays lass slowing but still giving
saturdays lass is partying and drinking
and the lass that works on the sabbath day
is weird and strange and needs to learn to play
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well what a day
what can i say
not a repeat
is for all i pray
the beginning was fun
it went downhill from there
and my night,s been spent
my head burried somewhere
as i sit here and yawn
i know i,m not done
as tomorrows night
will be the same fun
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CTR wrote::romance-caress: & :romance-kisscheek: @ Sophie (but I don't need much of an excuse :) )
thank you :oops:

todays a new day
but who can say
what will it bring
many good things
we live in hope
that some understand
that the feelings of others
need taking in hand
the selfish ways
of others we see
are for themselves
they will disagree
but life is a journey
and mines proving long
i hope it gets better
i need to be strong
so take heed of folk
that normally care
if you piss them off
you,d better beware
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what i am i have been for time
so i wonder now if i should draw the line
so many things go on in my life
that things get mixed into one life
i don,t ask for much just a little thought
but careless costs and i end up distraught
a lot of me is sophie if your counting time
but where is me the person deep inside
i shall ponder and think who knows what i,ll do
but right now i am fed up and wouldn,t you be too
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think your all that
i really think not
just be yourself
don,t big your self up
it don,t impress
it just rubs people up
your exactly the same
as the rest of us so stop
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when things go wrong and you want to strop
just imagine that face that you want to bop
your day will come when you can put in to action
and laugh as they cower for causing you fractions
i hope it comes soon as i,m starting to wane
that certain person has become a big pain
they say time heals, but not this time round
i for one will some day get pound for pound
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i,ve had a good night, where little went wrong
and my weekly one night jaunt is still going on
pull up, hang on, and keep really strong
from strength to strength i,m coming along
i gain a few bruises, some sore spots as well
there,s no gain without pain, so i,ll plod along
the satisfaction is there for those that can see
as a smile so wide springs right across me
the parts that you dread as the age creeps in
are getting a overhaul and slowly fading
i notice a difference every time that i,m done
what i do, i am doing purely for the fun
it,s tough, but rewarding when a new move i do
but to piece them together is another taboo
i have achieved so much in a short space of time
that i hope one day to show off with pride
so excuse if you see me with a bruise or few
my explanation is pole dancing and i,m loving it too
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CTR wrote:Which is she better at - the poems or the pole?
Either is more fun than shovelling coal !

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CTR wrote:I like to keep em short
But sometimes I get a sharp retort

:mrgreen:
short ain,t the word
haven,t you heard
you can rhyme with little or less
just give it a shot
you,ll find it,s not hard
to rhyme with more than 2 bits
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CTR wrote:Well I can start a poem with 'bits'
And the next line is of course 'tits' :D
Now what do I do next :? :? :? :? :?
I'm all outta context
:doh: :doh: :doh:
your goddess,s having laughing fits
he got his knickers in a twist
shh now should i say knickers
he,ll be having hot wet quivers
but i like to wind him up to bits
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CTR wrote:Now really lost for words so ...

:oops: :lol: :oops: :lol: :oops: :lol:
Now really lost for words so
i,m heading off for the loo
and no not to do a no2
and not yet the other
but i,ll need plenty off paper
to write down my next lines or two :lol:
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when the red red robin went bob bob bobbin along along
then meupu2 killed it and now it won,t be singing it,s song it,s song
he woke up woke up and got out of bed
he pretended , pretended to to like the bird
then killed it , killed it in kindness he said
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meupu2 wrote:Just beware the throbbing robin , and hope you are riding it like dobbin, lol
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cheeky :lol:
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now i,ve heard some lines in my time
some so cheesy and some devine
yet it doesn,t matter what is said
it doesn,t mean you,ll get in my bed
some so corny the cracker joke style
some so loved up delivered with charm
if you throw me a line i,ll maybe decline
just be yourself you,ll go that extra mile
don,t throw me long words to send me to sleep
don,t buy me that drink to draw yourself in
i like good ole banter a laugh and a tease
and then i may test drive to see if you please
you must fire that engine within minutes to see
if the sparks do ignite you,ll have fun with me
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i was on time :mrgreen:
the bus was late :evil:
a friend was awaiting :oops:
for his dinner date :roll:
dressed in low jeans :P
no heels to be seen :o
as i ran through the town :cry:
made it just before it teamed :pray:
a drink or few and a yummy meal :D
a shared desert now that was sweet :drool:
mixed with chit chat along the way :)
the rest is :shhh: only two know :whistle:
i,m afraid thats the way it will stay :violin:
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Crann wrote:
the last strawberry .
covered in cream,
was hers ,
and hers alone .
:oops: because this time i forgot to share :drool:
was yummy though :lol:
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well, the time has come to say goodnight
another day gone , and the bed is insight
it,s been a mad day, and a funny one too
and now my body says come on you
get up them stairs and get some sleep
or you,ll sleep through the day then weep
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was lost today
and now am found
my lappy it went underground
was it broke
would i need new
then a man that can said sorted for you
now i,m happy
but god i missed
this mad hatter forum and it,s nutty bits
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from hull and proud
we stand out in a crowd
we may not be known
but we always stand tall
if you think we are bad
theres worse places to be had
we won,t cover and hide
the truth we see inside
if you don,t want debate
don,t prompt to then slate
two sides to every coin
but some seem to be blind
we say it as it,s seen
even if you disagree
we don,t proclaim to be right
but we,ll try to shed light
if we are wrong we will say
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