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Unread post by sophie » Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:55 pm

there are those which we click with
alas theres those that we don,t
but we are all only human
so why not give all girls a go
theres some you might return to
and some you definatly won,t
but unless you go see for yourself
you will never know for sure
you can read all you want
and look at many pics galore
but pics don,t always do justice
and getting on is up to both for sure
so never sack a girl off totally
just because her list is short
because you may just get lucky
and be the one she will say yes for
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Unread post by sophie » Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:15 pm

i,m posting here and posting there
while the guys are in chat no women in there
washer women they are until a women goes in
then it,s oh hi hun where you been
they talk about this and talk about that
what women from here are good in the sack
gardening tips and football scores
the things that bore us women so
now if you talk about sex some do cringe
they giggle at each other and act like kids
they need a women to keep em in line
or get out of bloody chat it,s forum time
it amazes me how they can say so much in there
but when they get on the forum it,s ohhh i daren,t :lol:
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:31 pm

it,s easy to see friendships grow
alas it,s so easy to see them go

see where peoples loyalties lie
see whats 1 and 2 on their mind

whats most important some don,t know
but some are fake and show it so

feelings change as mine have too
some things are less important to you

i,m seeing a lot that i don,t like
thinking of a date to put things right

when is the time some really don,t know
some things have been made clear when it,s time to go
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Unread post by sophie » Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:55 am

yes i am cheeky and it has to be done
you roll around that chatroom and spoil my fun
leave me alone and post when it suits
then wonder why i say see ya todaloo
big hard and clever you voted LL
how about you be the brave one then come back and tell

way past your bed time scotty me lad
off you pop now and no sneaking back
the parental consent has been revoked
you was caught playing with lexi,s box
and the box now you,ve broke
she sent you to bed and rightly so too
she said she,ll deal with you in the morn
who to pity is the question,, who

banged your head my arse
we saw what you did there
you was trying to grope lexis arse
when you fell right in the box there
so she locked you up for being a dirty boy
said you couldn,t come out as she played with her toy
you cried so much as there was only a small gap
and you couldn,t reach out to give her a hand

oh my are you in for it glutten for it i see
at the next social i,m sure it will be
i for one am getting front row seats
watch lexi thrash your arse what a show it will be
i,m sure she,ll want volunteers to help her out
there will be plenty of willing ladies of which she can shout
so i shall say now whilst we are on the subject
it,s been nice knowing scotty lad i,ll pay my respects

tag team lexi and sophie on the double
poor ole scottys got himself again in trouble
he won,t know whats hit him as they slam him to the floor
tag team out the window we just went duo
as he cries screams and yells for mummy
we,ll do double whammy on his tummy
he wanted fit now he might change his tune
when he sees that a barrel may stem some of the blow
for his cheek we may let him off a little
from totally ripping his whole kit off showing his mighty widdle

give in ,, well that will be a first
what your after a live sex show
what at the summer social
your a little sure of yourself
are you sure you can handle two
cause really i think one is enough for you to do

omg pass me the bucket
i,ve just ate my tea
and now i,m gunna chuck it
the poem up above has made me go green
i,m glad i don,t like worms
i much prefer.................... trouser snakes

teepee your really do it so well
put your foot in them awful smells
harsh without tact where are your manners
you really know how to throw spanners
kick up the arse or kick in the teeth
you need to calm down your aggressive streak
you come across as bold and stroppy
so cut it out cos you sure ain,t cocky


oh for fucks sake give it a rest
why does it make him look like a jerk
you really know how to throw stropps
and make a big deal of something thats not
the point to all this is pathetic at least
and you as an admin should learn how to speak
there was no need to be so abrupt
put your dummy back in and see how it sucks

anger is anger
anger makes you scream
anger makes you hate
anger takes control
anger want let go
anger wants you to hurt
anger wants you to sufer
anger makes you mad
anger makes you cry
anger turns people against you
anger is anger

oh dear is this not my work



the place was all quiet
as silent as a mouse
until the stoogies entered the house
badboy,scotty and room1day
they thought they,d have fun
and run a-muck they would say
they bicker and call and try to get one up
but it,s all in jest so no need to tut
a comedy act in the worst possible taste
but they make fun reading so don,t run away
there always online when i am off,
so i miss it all but they,d say tough
it,s been a while since i wrote one of these
with new faces and old i thought it quite fitting

our summer social has been and gone
it was a success so we,ll have a winter one
those that attended enjoyed it i,m sure
we are hoping they decide to attend some more
badboy the host was lost in the crowd
scotty this time didn,t let the side down
angel was a vision of her name all in white
room1day kept jumping and giving people frights
joben1 was puffing away inside where he was warm
ctr forced to mix with people he didn,t know
abbie kept grabbing other members bums
groovy being naughty don,t know what she got up to
lordluken was glued with his hands at his side
mistermc he wasn,t so quiet this time
lexi she mixed oh so very well turn and she,d gone oh what the hell
bert was in hiding from groovys mischief
champ was rooted just commanded here he,d speak
darcie was in connvo i think she was a good girl
crann was not staying as late this time though
jessica took my title as the latest of all
if i,ve missed anyone off i appologize so
but i am getting on and my memory is so so
a good night indeed and a memorable one for some
who,s up for round two and a thank you to each and everyone

the time has come as day is done
and night time thankfully brushes in
to say fare well you boring lot
i,m off out can,t be arsed to sit and wince
it used to be a fun place worthy of staying in
but alas like most it,s hit the pits of drivel and trying twits

how much is that dog in the window
i need one to follow my trail
it won,t need a collar or a lead on
it will follow my arse without fail
humpty he once did follow
and now he,s in castle hill
i bent to pick those coins up
and cracked his shell with the stink
bo peep she also once did follow
until i took a liking to her sheep
she thought it was to help with sleeping
then she spotted old blackie
and i was there underneath
tom thumb alas did follow
his thumb going where it shouldn,t reach
when he pulled it out it was horror
he vowed that thunb he never would lick
miss muffit she joined to follow
her bowl trailing at her knee
she tripped on it and fell like diving
and the view of those mass of spiders
from up my skirt she did shriek
boy blue up my arse he did follow
he lent on me he wanted a reat
is wasn,t his horn in his pocket
that poked right up my cunt as i bent

daft mode i was in on my ownsome
it,s the best for the time i could do
i.ll reat my brain for a while now
then throw a new normal one at you


when looking back i have to say
the good times i,ve had do out weigh
this job i do is not for all
it takes a lot to go so long
but for me i must admit
i,ve enjoyed my time in and out the pit
it,s not just sex that makes it whole
but getting along with strangers and all
you,ve met them once yet it seems for life
you get along like a house a-light
if i didn,t do this i don,t know what i,d do
as it,s part of me and i,m part of you
i may seem different but i don,t care
as i am me ,and all laid bare
cheeky fucker is all i am
and if you like that then here i am
if you don,t then theres the door
i,m sure theres others who want some more


some people are genuine
some people are fake
some mix with the forum pepps
others think that they stink
some want to know them in and out of work
others just use them as they think thats all there worth
i mix on the socials as it,s nice to know all
others won,t attend as they see the others as small
better things to do with there time they say
shows whats on your mind is all i can say hey
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Unread post by sophie » Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:50 am

some secrets we share
some secrets we don,t
some people we see through
some people you won,t
some people are honest
some people just lie
some people see pound signs
some people have pride
some people like to mix
some people are just two
some people like to banter
some people don,t know how to
some people like competition
some people really don,t
some like the bullshit
some like the down to earth folk
i prefer the normal to the ones
to the ones who don,t deserve
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Unread post by sophie » Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:04 am

when your feeling down and blue
it helps to bite back at those biting at you
if you don,t want to receive then don,t give out
as in poetic mode i have the clout
my poems are my own not copied from elsewhere
if your that much a bright spark have a go if you dare
as i know for sure your words you can,t match
unless you use google your friends only catch
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:52 pm

scotty is my banter pal without him i,d have had a frown he makes me laugh, answer for everything he really is a loyal sweet thing ;)

roomy likes to have the birds blue or red he doesn,t care a caring chap which others don,t see but i do and glad i met him and he met me :obscene-birdiedoublegreen: :obscene-birdiedoublered:

mistermc he,s quiet from most he,s seen me down and helped with the woes, hope he,s around in time to come cause i class him a friend above most of all :romance-kisscheek:

ctr an upstanding guy stood by me when i,ve wanted to cry a shoulder strong when times seemed bleak and a friend i know to whom i can speak :romance-caress:

teepee i know has been a prat but his hearts in the right place when he,s not getting flak he,s also a friend who,s been there for me and fingers crossed this he will see :pray:

suzy well shes a caring lady shes listened to my rants and me to thee shes a heart of gold no one can take that away and i hope on this forum she will stay :angelic-little:

badboy alas although he,s not here hes my drinking pal without no fear, knows things i think others may not know and a true decent lad from this i am sure :obscene-drinkingbuddies:

the list do go on wraith,champ,cageman,deltrip,lexi,abbie,fredo,bert,tommy,jeansman,the baron,and many many more that i can,t find the words to describe them all :romance-grouphug:

in their own different ways they have a place in my heart, :romance-heartbeating: even though some may think it,s just a job you daft tart :doh: yet without you lot here i know i for one wouldn,t feel like on this forum

i do belong xxx
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Unread post by meupu2 » Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:38 pm

Sophies off work , what a to do
she,s only one hand and no one to screw
she really has no clue what to do
but mess on the computer as you do
so typing it is quick as a flash
some quirky remark about someones tash
some lucky fella , is going to be first
the one to quench sophies thirst.

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Unread post by sophie » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:34 pm

Deck the bed with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
a prick in the arse you won,t feel jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

wearing nowt not even a towel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
listen to you scream and howl,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

tie you up with silver tinsel,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
hang the balls where you can,t reach em.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

i,ll be merry in a funny mood,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
down those vodkas with the redbulls,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

beg and plead but i can,t hear you,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
i,ll have music to drown out you,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


set you free awe do i have to,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
come again you know you want to,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.





party night, no quiet night
stuff the calm, gatecrash time
a nurse a nun a biker chicks guy
not so much of the tender and mild
Sleep in the next dayyy
Sleep in the next day

what a night, a sexy night!
nebies quake at the sight
people stream from yond and afar
the good hosts sing fuck hell yeah!
oh lets do it againnn
oh lets do it again

starting tonight, get it right
for the love of God, at least do it right
those wide beams from teasing delights
With the dawn of day there will have been fights
escape if you can i don,t thinkkk
escape if you can i don,t think




on the 12 days of christmas the haf forum gave to me
12 guys a waiting
11 naughty comments
10 numpty topics
9 pms in boxe
8 folks in chat
7 discretion ladies
6 lurkers lurking
5 guys a winding
4 peeps a moaning
3 in constant banter
2 new members
and a creep just viewing me :roll:
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Unread post by sophie » Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:59 pm

christmas time its time to come out to play
i,ve got my sack but got no sleigh
so if you want to see what you,ll get
you will have to book in but not just yet
i,ve plenty of goodies for those good boys
some naughty or nice some sweet or warm
the proofs in the pudding and i,m the main course
lets see what you leave with from the host me of course
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:38 pm

oh dear what can the matter be
scottys ranting oh so angerily
roomys fucked off to a different country
and the banter on here is wrong

oh dear what can the matter be
lexis on and off here just like her knickers we see
bob stays quiet until some one posts something
luken will say hmm i see

oh dear what can the matter be
mistermc is posting quite readily
i stop and start but thats nothing new for me
this place needs a kick up the arse
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:23 pm

the time has come
it,s been so long
to do an ode
it won,t take long
i,ve read the drivel
the love saga folds
and i for one
am getting bored
i know what is real
i know what is made up
i know whats not been posted
and i really am fucked off
i won,t make further comment
for i know it will cause a stink
but one thing that i will say
is at least i ain,t fucking
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Unread post by sophie » Fri May 12, 2017 1:52 pm

Like riding a bike
You never forget
You may still fall off
Yet back on you get
Might have bumps or bruises
Might have breaks or cuts
if you give in or give up
Think you have had enough
You will look on one day
Think why was I not tough
Things may not be simple
Things may not be clear
Yet in life like the bike
Only you can handle your fears
Whatever you may face
Only you can decide
If the path that you have taken
Was really the one to go ride
So if that one was bumpy
And so buckled your wheel
Then repair that damage
Or go choose the smooth path
And get an easy ride deal
The choices are yours
And yours alone they should be
As no one can tell you
What your ride is going to feel
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Jul 05, 2017 3:59 pm

Holy shit it has been done :cry:
This forum layout is now the one :hand:
To get to grips will take some doing :think:
Busy in bed I'd rather be screwing :drool:
All has moved round that's not hard to see :doh:
Alas even with glasses things are avoiding me :snooty:
If I could find A button to show any new threads :pray:
Even a colour mark to stand heads above the rest :clap:
But whoa I think they need really telling off :hand:
who made this software must be a boring ased toff :naughty:
It's Lacking in colour, vibrant or homely in fact a lot :violin:
It's greyer than knickers that have been badly washed :whistle:
And duller than lukens long posts that make you nod off :mrgreen:
They say things change for the better change is good :liar:
So I Guess it just must be me that'is so stuck in a rut :roll:
So brain boxes out there who make this shite :o
Get with the fun elements and get a bloody life :lol:
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Sep 09, 2017 6:36 am

Come on more often
Post more they say
Get right back on it
Like past good ole days
Yet it's hard to recover
Those feelings you,ve lost
When the banter was flowing
It could be hard to keep up
you'd get up each morning
First things first you'd log on
Looking to see who else was on
those times have changed
Because others wanted it to
mark as read, open then close
Is mostly what I now do
Post just when I feel like it
log out no bye see you or boo
As a lot that you now read
Is like the scotch advert repeats
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Unread post by sophie » Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:39 pm

Life can be cruel
Much more than kind
When those close to you
Are having hard times
The thoughts in your head
Won't match up in size
To the thoughts in there head
That they try to disguise
The emotions run mayhem
Playing hell with your mind
Yet those on the outside
Have no ideas as to why
Waiting for some news
Its so hard not to cry
To get some positive answers
With great hope in your mind
But the state of our systems
It takes such a long time
Unless it's in their face
They don't look or try to find
Your left dangling in the air
Until fate gives it on a plate
Alas then for some loved one
The treatment given is too late
Why do our lives all boil down to cost
Why leave a possible threat seen
Until your life is on the limb
You slide in to depression
Which is so easy to get in
Getting outs the hard part
If your mindset has become weak
Your then labelled a worrier
They say depression is your cause
Willing to stick you on drugs
They think that solves it all
To you the problems you feel are all so real
To them it's passed off as all in your head
Another appointment gone youve not been listened to
And a mark on there screen as no further action to take
In this day and age with advances we have
So many lose life because of the price tag
The saying of old prevention is better than the cure
But prevention goes ignored so the cure is needed no more
When you are younger you don't see this outlook of life
But when you are older you see the wrongs done to your life
So take nothing for granted if you feel out of sorts
Because the only ones to care are you and yours
If you don't fight for your rights to keep your life alive
The system won't fight for you cause your not their fight
Remember the words our NHS needs your help to survive
So we plunder what we can for the good of our own
Yet it's given away freely to those not from our home
Our own then suffer the cost when they need it the most
As waiting lists grow longer and waiting times then go up
Your problems soon escalate to major from minor
Because your bracketed less needy then later it won't matter
It's an old to familiar thing seen day in and day out of late
And leaves families and loved ones in heartfelt sorry states
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