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Unread post by sophie » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:46 am

tommybadman his name said it all
he,d do banter with anyone it shows
he,s naughty and funny
and serious but not cunning
he,ll have you rolling around on the floor


well fartypants he likes to talk wind
with a breeze he,ll wander right in
you can tell that he,s done it
from the grin that says prove it
but he,s really a gent from within
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Unread post by sophie » Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:01 am

they seek it here
they find it there
this forums travelled everywhere
from bold and brassy
to shy and coy
the members here you will enjoy
the topics vibrant
the sections class
you say your piece but don,t relax
attention needed
you guys and gals
use this forum and treat it well
if you don,t put in
you can,t get out
and thats what this forum is intended about
so be bold and brave
and show some clout
just let yourself be known don,t wither and fade out
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Unread post by sophie » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:29 pm

tommybadman wrote::clap: :clap: :clap:

Very topical too! :grin:
fartypants wrote:lol
no I was just indicating that's what i'd rather be doing, instead of tippy typing in the office this avvy :cry:
thank you both i do try,, and i am very trying to :mrgreen:
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:18 pm

why wear that frown upon your face
you should by now know your place
when given an inch
don,t take a mile
don,t sigh in haste
just grin and smile
most things are good
but can turn bad
if you don,t think hard
you,ll end up sad
so remember these words
and you will surely feel
that the memories inside
are the ones that are real
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:03 am

there are lessons learned
almost on every day
some you will like
but some you will hate
you try your best
yet forget just a few
the important ones
seem harder to do
your thoughts in a tangle
your mind in a mess
you question yourself
what route is the best
ignore and keep silent
or admit some in truth
the choice is yours
you know what to do
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:17 am

TOPICAL
OPEN MINDED
MESSY
MYSTERIOUS
YUMMY
BAD
ADMIRING
DELEGATES
MAD
AUTHOR
NAUGHTY


FUNNY
ADMIRABLE
REALISTIC
TEASE
YUMMY
POLITE
ARTY
NOTEWORTHY
TRUTH
SENSIBLE
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:13 am

why do they do it
i do not know
if you think with your head
your heart will follow
to lead with your feelings
your heading for woe
they say i am older
yet i say i know more
your life is your pathway
if you can,t find the door
don,t confuse business
with your pleasure
you,ll have troubles no more
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:10 pm

lmao :oops:
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Unread post by sophie » Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:09 am

when the pressures on
and your feeling rather blue
you need to come on here
and have a rant or two
the door is always open
we,re a friendly bunch it,s true
we,ll help you start by laughing
with a cheeky comment or two
the woes you have may still be there
but we,ll lighten up your mood
a cheeky smile a friendly face
and that is only you :razz:
by the time you leave this place
you,ll have had a chuckle or two
so come on down amongt the crowd
and leave a happier you
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Unread post by sophie » Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:38 pm

fartypants wrote:another excellent point Sophington

Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
Fartys boss jumped over the moon
On his way down farty shot him with a 9mm auto
the end
:grin:
hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
fartys boss jumped over the moon
he vanished into space
gone without a trace
a big grin did farty consume
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Re: Favourite Poems

Unread post by sophie » Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:56 pm

in the car,
in the bed
where you rest your head :roll:
on the loo,
number 2
is where you have your poo :shifty:
on the washer,
or the dryer
where you reach somewhere higher :razz:
on the table
in front of mabel
is where you eat your food :shifty:
on the beach
or in the open
only you know what you do :wink:


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Unread post by sophie » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:14 pm

hickory dickory dock
two mouths around a c**k
they went up and down
and round and round
slippery,dickory c**k
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Unread post by sophie » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:04 pm

:laughing-rolling:

sophie had a little pet
it,s coat was white and furry
and every where that sophie went
that pet did to follow too
it followed her to a sex shop one day
that was an eye opener too
as when the assistant showed some toys
the pet knew what to do
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Unread post by sophie » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:25 pm

hello she said am i alone
the forums quiet
you all gone home
am i only posting
or are lurking here too
waiting for that moment
when i cock up a line or few
so many online
or so it shows
so i,ll talk alone
and make you all groan :whistle:
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Unread post by sophie » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:29 am

they say to drink is a sin
so do you easily give in
when an offer is made
what a party you say
Ooooh what the hell
i know where i,ll go
on the day the champpers flowed
and the night your taste buds growed
to carry on the events from before
you got carried away,
as you danced and swayed
before staggering out of the door
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:21 pm

you get that feeling of being blue
when you realize things arn,t true
lies and mistrust you throw out the window
believing every one is a true winner
the cards laid bare for all to see
you realize there is only thee
be true to yourself and free from pain
and to hell with the rest, the ones to blame
i am me the one no one knows
and the others guess really not sure
so my secrets kept are mine untold
and remain that way no speak no more
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:01 pm

so why do you need
when you think your strong
was i a friend
no i think i thought wrong
you say i can trust
but you leave me great doubt
with your humble ways
i want to scream and shout
you say you need
i know i can live without
what you had you lost
wasn,t that great to talk about
who,s to blame you think
not me i know my right from wrongs
had enough, oh yes
the end to this verse of song
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:44 pm

i,m set in my ways
yes i know it,s true
yet if you was me
you,d be that way too
i can be happy as larry
or as down in the dumps
but when i,m crossed
i,ll come out trumps
to deceive or lie
is the fatal sin
cause i,ll screw you up
and throw you in the bin
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:51 pm

take me away to a sky thats blue
where the waters clear
and there,s sandy dunes
there,s peace all around
in a remote quiet place
but a stone throw away
there a place to play
where the night is buzzing
and the atmospheres charged
ohh the food is inviting
and the drinkers are at large
in my ideal world i want to be there
but instead i am here
thats reality so who cares
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:15 am

such simple posts can mean a lot
be long or short you get to the point
short and sweet are some folks style
but avoid shy,s you,ll need a while
get with the plot and they,ll mean a lot
or ignore and snort there not my kind
from basic text thats mobile hype
to english grammer text book style
what ever is you thats how you post
don,t be what your not you shouldn,t be shy
we are all are different in everyway
and being individual makes a better place
so say what you think and sod the rest
you,ll say how you feel and i think thats best
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:53 am

so i said un to thee
take me down to that tree
on the grass so green
and un bare
as he slumped on to me
he cried not with glee
as he,d bent it in two
and he glared
as i laughed
he did cry
with a tear in his eye
and a grin spread wide on my face
no more could he see
where his willy should be
it had shrunken
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:29 am

i think i did it
i made my mark
the big 5000,
oh what a laugh
i don,t usually get it
and go past the time
and when i realize
the post didn,t rhyme
so this time i did
and i was for-warned
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:02 am

like chalk and cheese
but they aim to please
their funny in different ways
they argue in fun
and wind up either one
i won,t have em any other way
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:18 am

group hug they said
what 3 in a bed
how rude and crude can some be
i,m an angel i said
only one in my bed
i used and kicked out the other three
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:41 am

does no one rhyme
at this point in time
this thread,s been taken over by me
you know you can do it
put thought in to it
and hey presto you,ll see what i mean
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