Paddy shows an Essex girl the L & R in his wellies, explaining they mean left & right.
Oh she says that will explain the C & A in my thong.
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- Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:22 am
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Wine
- Replies: 1
- Views: 664
Wine
If a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine a day ! it increases the chances of a stroke !!
But if you buy her a full bottle she will probably suck it for you aswell .
But if you buy her a full bottle she will probably suck it for you aswell .
- Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:22 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: air disaster
- Replies: 0
- Views: 408
air disaster
Irelands worst air disaster struck to day when a 2 seater plane crashed in a cemetry.
Irish rescue workers have recovered 425 bodies, the dig continues.
Irish rescue workers have recovered 425 bodies, the dig continues.
- Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:01 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Karma sutra
- Replies: 0
- Views: 436
Karma sutra
There's been a new position added to the karma sutra. It's called the plumber
you both wait all day and NO f**ker comes.
you both wait all day and NO f**ker comes.
- Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:14 pm
- Forum: male seeking female
- Topic: Looking for a kind lady, sexy, free, outgoing loving life...
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2523
Re: Looking for a kind lady, sexy, free, outgoing loving life...
Welcome 3socks are you as bad at laundry as i am lol
- Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:36 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
- Replies: 18755
- Views: 1180546
Re: whch of the seven dwarf's are you today?
Grumpy (with pain) dwarf
- Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:08 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: my birthday whoop whoop!!!!!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2823
Re: my birthday whoop whoop!!!!!
Happy birthday Amber NO buncking broncos hun lol, have a reat night XXX
- Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:25 pm
- Forum: USEFUL SITES
- Topic: sylvia is a granny
- Replies: 13
- Views: 4613
Re: sylvia is a granny
Congratulation Sylvia and welcome tto the grandparents club, it's a fantastic club to be in
best wishes to all X
best wishes to all X
- Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:17 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Pub Quiz
- Replies: 1
- Views: 805
Pub Quiz
I lost in a pub quiz by 1 point, the qustion was "where do women mostly have curly hair?"
apparently it's Africa
apparently it's Africa
Re: GALLERY
OMG Beth stunning XXX
- Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:40 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: immigrants
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1095
immigrants
Immigrant gooes to specsavers for an eye test optician shows him the test card , read the middle line please czmiklavct can you read it , read it he says i know him.
- Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:37 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Illegals
- Replies: 0
- Views: 410
Illegals
Transit van of illegals was stopped by police on motorway, copper said to driver the limit is 70 on here, drver turns round and says to them in the back right 3 of you have got to get out.
- Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:48 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: thoughts
- Replies: 34316
- Views: 2335646
Re: thoughts
Dont put your woolies away yet Suzy
- Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:45 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: u knw u live in hull when.....
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2017
Re: u knw u live in hull when.....
Ha haha Amber great post, hope you soon get better after bucking bronco ride, big bruises
eh ? XXX
eh ? XXX
- Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:34 am
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: 6 hull facts
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1881
- Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:57 am
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: play time
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1885
play time
I still remember play time at school, a bit of footy,sneaking a quick cig & and trying to have sex with girls behind the bike sheds !!!!! I loved that caretakers job.
- Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:02 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: skating on ice
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1662
skating on ice
Heather mills has lodged a complaint , saying it is unfair she has been asked to skate to footloose.
- Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:00 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: wpc
- Replies: 0
- Views: 385
wpc
2 wpc's were out on foot patrol with their alsation.1 says i've come out without my nickers on, The other 1 said let the dog sniff your pussy and then send him back to the staion, he will bring them back for you. 2 hours later the dog returned with a truncheon, riot batton and 3 of the sargents fing...
- Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:11 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: wife
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1425
wife
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for her birthday, she said something shiny that goes from 0 -100 in about 30 seconds. I bought her some bathroom scales.
- Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:39 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: winter
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1746
winter
Winter is here & our native birds are finding food scarce, please got to your pet shop and
buy a bag of nuts. There is no finer sight than a pairs of tits around your nut sack.
However it's a bit early to expect a swallow.
buy a bag of nuts. There is no finer sight than a pairs of tits around your nut sack.
However it's a bit early to expect a swallow.
- Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:22 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: football
- Replies: 0
- Views: 379
football
Angolan police have named an early suspect in the recent attack on the team bus.With
300 shots fired and only 3 on target, the police are keen to talk to Emile Heskey.
300 shots fired and only 3 on target, the police are keen to talk to Emile Heskey.
- Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:57 am
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: HAPPY :-)
- Replies: 1
- Views: 370
Re: HAPPY :-)
NICE 1
- Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:03 am
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: sexual favours
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2062
sexual favours
An elderly italian man goes to confession & says forgive me father for i have sinned. During the war a young jewish girl asked me to hidr her. I agreed in exchange for sexual favours. I'm sure god knows the stress i was under at this time, and what would have happened to this girl if she was fou...
- Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:40 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: not sure ?
- Replies: 0
- Views: 234
not sure ?
What do tiger woods and the togo football team have in common ?
neither is using there driver at the min.
neither is using there driver at the min.
- Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:46 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: fill in the blanks
- Replies: 1
- Views: 778
fill in the blanks
Fill in the blanks !
Boo-s
--ndom
f--k
p-n-s
pu-s-
Answers
books
random
fork
pants
pulse
may god bless you with a cleaner mind
Boo-s
--ndom
f--k
p-n-s
pu-s-
Answers
books
random
fork
pants
pulse
may god bless you with a cleaner mind