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- Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:34 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY XXXX
- Replies: 3462
- Views: 206956
Re: GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY XXXX
Good morning, sat watching the rain come down can't get on with anything outside
- Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:18 am
- Forum: CHATROOM
- Topic: Chrystals new girlN just saying hi :)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 8205
- Mon May 30, 2011 1:37 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Love of the day - what's made you smile?
- Replies: 17970
- Views: 1171354
Re: whats made you smile today?
Finding out Man Utd got stuffed by Barcalona
- Sat May 21, 2011 9:37 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Love of the day - what's made you smile?
- Replies: 17970
- Views: 1171354
Re: whats made you smile today?
Luton Town getting beat in play-off final
- Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:42 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
- Replies: 18755
- Views: 1176268
Re: whch of the seven dwarf's are you today?
Absolutly Gutted (Bolton beat York City)
- Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:59 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: thoughts
- Replies: 34316
- Views: 2320526
Re: thoughts
Wondering when will York City play again
- Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:58 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
- Replies: 16108
- Views: 1323821
Re: hate of the day
Football off again
- Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:52 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: What are you doing right now?
- Replies: 34316
- Views: 1987719
Re: What are you doing right now?
watching TV - Boring nothing worth watching and no football again
- Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:50 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
- Replies: 18755
- Views: 1176268
Re: whch of the seven dwarf's are you today?
Grumpy - Unhappy no football again
- Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:22 am
- Forum: INDEPENDENT ESCORTS
- Topic: Introduction
- Replies: 6
- Views: 5224
Re: Introduction
Welcome from York
- Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:17 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
- Replies: 18755
- Views: 1176268
Re: whch of the seven dwarf's are you today?
Unhappy (with Englad )
- Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:16 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: thoughts
- Replies: 34316
- Views: 2320526
Re: thoughts
Think England over estimated again not good enough
- Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:14 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
- Replies: 16108
- Views: 1323821
Re: hate of the day
Woke up still hating the cocky Yanks lucky or what
- Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:05 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: which inflatable
- Replies: 0
- Views: 247
which inflatable
Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?' Customer says , 'Female.' Counter guy asks , 'Black or white? Customer says , 'White.' Counter guy asks , 'Christian or Muslim?' Customer says , 'What the hell does religion have to do with it...
- Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:54 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Irish Sausages
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1727
Irish Sausages
Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have...
- Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:42 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: What is Politics?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 246
What is Politics?
Whether Conservative,Liberal or Labour , I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money...
- Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:19 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: What doll do u want?
- Replies: 0
- Views: 297
What doll do u want?
Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?' Customer says , 'Female.' Counter guy asks , 'Black or white? Customer says , 'White.' Counter guy asks , 'Christian or Muslim?' Customer says , 'What the hell does religion have to do with it...
- Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:24 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: magic sandals
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2108
magic sandals
A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married couple wal...
- Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:06 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Funny signs
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1110
Funny signs
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: Time Wounds All Heels. ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels ************************** At a Proctologist's door: To expedite your visit, ple...
- Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:06 am
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: thoughts for our female friends
- Replies: 0
- Views: 675
thoughts for our female friends
15 thoughts for today > > > 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. > > 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color. > > 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of > tequila. > > 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! > > 5. Go on the 30 ...
- Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:48 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: no speak ENGLISH
- Replies: 0
- Views: 344
no speak ENGLISH
No Speak English A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to ...
- Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:19 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Bulls
- Replies: 1
- Views: 422
Bulls
My wife and I went to the local show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last ye...
- Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:12 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Exercise programme
- Replies: 1
- Views: 860
Exercise programme
Exercise Program I tried it, I liked it, you will too!! The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine.. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health and maintain muscle mass. If you're over 40, you might want to take it easy at first, then do more re...
- Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:08 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Italian affair
- Replies: 1
- Views: 790
Italian affair
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman... > > > > One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin > his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she > would go to Italy to secretly have the child.. If she stayed in Italy t...
- Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:20 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Up & Down Sex
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1895
Up & Down Sex
UP & DOWN SEX At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the...