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by twill
Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:34 am
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY XXXX
Replies: 3462
Views: 206956

Re: GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY XXXX

Good morning, sat watching the rain come down can't get on with anything outside
by twill
Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:18 am
Forum: CHATROOM
Topic: Chrystals new girlN just saying hi :)
Replies: 11
Views: 8205

Re: Chrystals new girlN just saying hi :)

hi Adele :text-welcomeconfetti:
by twill
Mon May 30, 2011 1:37 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: Love of the day - what's made you smile?
Replies: 17970
Views: 1171354

Re: whats made you smile today?

Finding out Man Utd got stuffed by Barcalona
by twill
Sat May 21, 2011 9:37 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: Love of the day - what's made you smile?
Replies: 17970
Views: 1171354

Re: whats made you smile today?

Luton Town getting beat in play-off final
by twill
Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:42 am
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
Replies: 18755
Views: 1176268

Re: whch of the seven dwarf's are you today?

Absolutly Gutted (Bolton beat York City)
by twill
Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:59 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: thoughts
Replies: 34316
Views: 2320526

Re: thoughts

Wondering when will York City play again
by twill
Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:58 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
Replies: 16108
Views: 1323821

Re: hate of the day

Football off again
by twill
Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:52 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: What are you doing right now?
Replies: 34316
Views: 1987719

Re: What are you doing right now?

watching TV - Boring nothing worth watching and no football again
by twill
Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:50 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
Replies: 18755
Views: 1176268

Re: whch of the seven dwarf's are you today?

Grumpy - Unhappy no football again
by twill
Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:22 am
Forum: INDEPENDENT ESCORTS
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 6
Views: 5224

Re: Introduction

Welcome from York :smile:
by twill
Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:17 am
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
Replies: 18755
Views: 1176268

Re: whch of the seven dwarf's are you today?

Unhappy (with Englad )
by twill
Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:16 am
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: thoughts
Replies: 34316
Views: 2320526

Re: thoughts

Think England over estimated again not good enough
by twill
Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:14 am
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
Replies: 16108
Views: 1323821

Re: hate of the day

Woke up still hating the cocky Yanks lucky or what
by twill
Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:05 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: which inflatable
Replies: 0
Views: 247

which inflatable

Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?' Customer says , 'Female.' Counter guy asks , 'Black or white? Customer says , 'White.' Counter guy asks , 'Christian or Muslim?' Customer says , 'What the hell does religion have to do with it...
by twill
Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:54 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Irish Sausages
Replies: 2
Views: 1727

Irish Sausages

Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have...
by twill
Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:42 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: What is Politics?
Replies: 1
Views: 246

What is Politics?

Whether Conservative,Liberal or Labour , I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money...
by twill
Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:19 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: What doll do u want?
Replies: 0
Views: 297

What doll do u want?

Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?' Customer says , 'Female.' Counter guy asks , 'Black or white? Customer says , 'White.' Counter guy asks , 'Christian or Muslim?' Customer says , 'What the hell does religion have to do with it...
by twill
Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:24 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: magic sandals
Replies: 5
Views: 2108

magic sandals

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married couple wal...
by twill
Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:06 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Funny signs
Replies: 1
Views: 1110

Funny signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: Time Wounds All Heels. ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels ************************** At a Proctologist's door: To expedite your visit, ple...
by twill
Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:06 am
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: thoughts for our female friends
Replies: 0
Views: 675

thoughts for our female friends

15 thoughts for today > > > 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. > > 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color. > > 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of > tequila. > > 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! > > 5. Go on the 30 ...
by twill
Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:48 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: no speak ENGLISH
Replies: 0
Views: 344

no speak ENGLISH

No Speak English A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to ...
by twill
Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:19 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Bulls
Replies: 1
Views: 422

Bulls

My wife and I went to the local show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last ye...
by twill
Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:12 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Exercise programme
Replies: 1
Views: 860

Exercise programme

Exercise Program I tried it, I liked it, you will too!! The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine.. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health and maintain muscle mass. If you're over 40, you might want to take it easy at first, then do more re...
by twill
Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:08 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Italian affair
Replies: 1
Views: 790

Italian affair

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman... > > > > One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin > his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she > would go to Italy to secretly have the child.. If she stayed in Italy t...
by twill
Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:20 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Up & Down Sex
Replies: 4
Views: 1895

Up & Down Sex

UP & DOWN SEX At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the...

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