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by furzey333
Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:22 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Limerics
Replies: 0
Views: 488

Re: Limerics

Chuckle - like the first one especially.

:clap: :clap: :D :D
by furzey333
Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:53 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Death pact
Replies: 1
Views: 616

Death pact

Couple make a deal that whoever dies first makes contact to say what the afterlife is like. Bert dies first and after a few weeks makes contact with Gladys. "Ooh is that you Bert"? "Yes, I've cum back to tell u what it's like. First thing in the morning I have sex, then off to the Gol...
by furzey333
Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:38 am
Forum: FETISH WORLD
Topic: so what your Fetish then
Replies: 273
Views: 86149

Re: so what your Fetish then

I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more...
by furzey333
Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:15 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: The Bloke
Replies: 2
Views: 668

The Bloke

Bloke shaggin a woman spies a photo of a man on the table.
"That your old man"? he says.
"No" she replies.
"Well who is it then"? he asks
She says . . . . .

"Me 2 years ago"

Boom boom
by furzey333
Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:13 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: The Barber
Replies: 1
Views: 591

The Barber

Man asks his barber "How do you treat baldness"?
"Best thing is female love juice mate" says the barber.
"But you're balder than me" says the man.
"Ye, but you got admit I got a F***in crackin moustache"!!

:dance: :dance: :clap: :clap:
by furzey333
Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:59 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: washing machine
Replies: 3
Views: 768

Re: washing machine

Oh, please, come on guys.

I hear the police have called in the helicopter to get an Aerial view!!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
by furzey333
Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:12 pm
Forum: FETISH WORLD
Topic: so what your Fetish then
Replies: 273
Views: 86149

Re: so what your Fetish then

I think you misunderstood C1 Lisa

He has a thing about Cocks not Clocks!!

Silly Girl :dance: :dance: :clap: :clap:
by furzey333
Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:10 pm
Forum: GAY/BI WORLD
Topic: BISEXUAL ROXY
Replies: 17
Views: 8385

Re: BISEXUAL ROXY

:naughty: :naughty: :naughty: Lisa

U'll get Roxy all excited!
by furzey333
Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:08 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: washing machine
Replies: 3
Views: 768

Re: washing machine

:dance: :dance: :dance: :clap: :clap: :clap:

:violin: :violin: :violin: :violin: :violin: :violin:

Poor Poor Mrs!!!

She must've been very BOLD to kill herself in that
way!! Boom Boom
by furzey333
Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:56 pm
Forum: DOGGING WORLD
Topic: is it legal
Replies: 31
Views: 9080

Re: ALLEGED LOCAL DOGGING SITES

Hessle foreshore would be good - I can see it from my cabin window!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Let me know when - I don't want to spend all my time staring out the porthole just on the offchance!!

:shhh: :shhh: :shhh: :shhh:

I'll keep it quiet!!
by furzey333
Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:52 pm
Forum: FETISH WORLD
Topic: so what your Fetish then
Replies: 273
Views: 86149

Re: so what your Fetish then

Hmmmm
Mr Moderator, now i'm upset. Poor me.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

No I'm not

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :clap:
:clap: :clap: :dance: :dance: :lol: :lol:
by furzey333
Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:56 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Gary Glitter
Replies: 1
Views: 534

Gary Glitter

What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Acne??

Acne waits until you're 13 before it
cums on your face!!

:naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
by furzey333
Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:52 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Guinness drinkers
Replies: 3
Views: 649

Guinness drinkers

A man approached a woman in a bar and says: "I'd love to fill your pussy with guinness and then drink it all". The woman runs from the Pub in disgust & tells her husband. "Aren't you going to kick the Sh1t out of him" she says. "Nah", says her husband, "Any man...
by furzey333
Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:47 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Dog
Replies: 1
Views: 555

Dog

Pedigree chum are the latest company to go bust

They've called in the Retrievers!
by furzey333
Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:42 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Jordan
Replies: 6
Views: 919

Jordan

50 Israeli troops have entered Jordan . .

Early reports say she is tired and a bit sore but
will soldier on . . .

Boom boom
by furzey333
Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:33 pm
Forum: FETISH WORLD
Topic: so what your Fetish then
Replies: 273
Views: 86149

Re: so what your Fetish then

My fetish is cute sexy feet.
Have to be perfect though - and clean, of course!!!
something about toes curling turns me on!
Weirdo eh?
by furzey333
Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:51 pm
Forum: GAY/BI WORLD
Topic: BISEXUAL ROXY
Replies: 17
Views: 8385

Re: BISEXUAL ROXY

:naughty: :naughty: Roxy - wot a thought!!
Luvverly.
by furzey333
Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:47 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: jokes
Replies: 8
Views: 1267

Re: jokes

Funny - i like the garden one especially!
:D :D :D :D :mrgreen:
by furzey333
Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:45 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Chubby Brown
Replies: 2
Views: 638

Chubby Brown

I went to see Chubby Brown recently.

I shouted "Get on with it you fat B****rd".

I was thrown out 'cos apparently you're not allowed to do
that at Labour party conferences!
by furzey333
Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:50 am
Forum: CHATROOM
Topic: Brooke
Replies: 15
Views: 7414

Re: Brooke

Awesome pics of a fabulous looking girl with a gr8 personality.
Can't wait to see Brooke "in the flesh".
by furzey333
Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:15 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Bins
Replies: 2
Views: 611

Bins

Rubbish collector knocks on door. Chinese man answers. "Where's u'r bin mate" "Nowhere" says the chinaman "No, where's your bin mate"? "OK - I bin to the toilet" "No, you don't understand. Where's u'r wheely bin" "Ok, Ok, I really bin having a w...
by furzey333
Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:27 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Gordy
Replies: 1
Views: 548

Gordy

Gordon Brown was looking for a lady of the night. He found 3 such girls in a local pub, a blonde a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said "I am Prime Minister of Great Britain how much would it cost me to spend some time with you"? She replied £200. He asked the brunette the same q...
by furzey333
Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:03 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: what does...
Replies: 2
Views: 940

Re: what does...

Funny funny chuckle :D
by furzey333
Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:58 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Just one more
Replies: 0
Views: 492

Just one more

Paddy calls Easy Jet to bbok a flight.
The operator asks "How many people travelling with you"?
Paddy replies:
"I don't know, it's you F***in Plane"!!
Boom Boom
by furzey333
Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:56 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: The Vicar
Replies: 1
Views: 563

The Vicar

A Vicar books into a Hotel and says to the receptionist "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled".
Receptionist says:
"No it's just ordinary porn . . . . you sick bastard"!!

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