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There was a young lady from Hull Whose mouth was exceedingly full When asked what filled it She muttered "you little shit" "Do you want a suck or a pull?" She was pulling me off one day With the baby oil squelching away I said "can you go slower" "Cos my loads abou...

room1day wrote:Flying

Put that spliff down dickhead

Looks like Park Street Bridge will be closed during August ... they say for a month :roll: ... which in reality probably means 3 months This is so buses on Anlaby Road can cross the railway line and enter the rear of the bus station ... expect queues on the bridge behind a stack of buses waiting to ...

Breaking the stereotype ... take note Alan Johnson MP
https://twitter.com/hashtag/iamasexwork ... sh&lang=en

The Smutty Professor: Uni lecturer’s secret life as a porn star "Prof Goddard said: “I don’t get paid much, mainly travel expenses." http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6978592/The-Smutty-Professor-Uni-lecturers-secret-life-as-a-porn-star.html http://www.xvideos.com/video16096291/te...

If you get chance have a look at the time Wogan hosted Never Mind The Buzzcocks ... brilliant!
https://youtu.be/ussbf8hJKSA

This guy ... cleared of rape ...has to give the fuzz 24 hrs notice if he intends to have sex It requires the man disclose any planned sexual activity to the police or face up to five years in prison. The order - which was drawn up by magistrates in Northallerton, North Yorkshire, and extended in Yor...

It's official ... he's dead!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35481376

Here are the contenders for 2015 Ballon D'Or: Sergio Agüero (Manchester City) Gareth Bale (Real Madrid) Karim Benzema (Real Madrid) Kevin De Bruyne (Wolfsburg/Manchester City) Eden Hazard (Chelsea) Zlatan Ibrahimović (Paris Saint-Germain) Andrés Iniesta (Barcelona) Toni Kroos (Real Madrid) Robert Le...

Who do you reckon should win this year's Sports Personailty of the Year? The contenders are: Andy Murray Jessica Ennis-Hill Tyson Fury Lewis Hamilton Kevin Sinfield Chris Froome Mo Farah Adam Peaty Greg Rutherford Lizzie Armitstead Max Whitlock Lucy Bronze Looks like Andy is favourite on betting odd...

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's ... she changes it more often

My girlfriend said she was going to leave me
... cos I never stop exaggerating
I was so shocked .... I nearly tripped over my cock

Des lynam? Wincey willis? http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5241927.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Des-Lynam.jpg http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/des-lynam-interview-insurance-world-5240970 http://images.tvrage.com/people/43/127931.jpg http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0932495/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm S...

OK champ you are a legend and not talkin about my foot apart from the founder of HAF and the the top posters and of course the marvellous ... and completely irreplaceable Suzy YOU are a star and I think you know we all think you are many happy returns lets hope you stick with this forum for many yea...

Johnny Winter (70)



... still sends shivers down my spine

Tommy Ramone (65) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28275535 http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/7/12/1405170253084/The-Ramones-in-1976-011.jpg Eajk2uDWaP0 The first and last member of the Ramones ... never to be forgotten ... their memory and influence will las...

At Christmas time, we let in light and we banish shade

Charity begins at home guys IMHO ... if you have more to spare please think beyond that
http://hull.foodbank.org.uk/

charisma wrote:Little fart grenades

Oh yes ... something we can agree on Char
... love 'em ... but they do have that effect ... which is OK for me (my farts smell of perfume)
... but to others (who bury their heads in the nearest pillow) it is romantic suicide

I've been burnt alright ... give me a scrape ... and put some butter on

If anyone else wants to donate here's a good place to go ...
http://hull.foodbank.org.uk/
... I know there have been letters in HDM about some peeps taking advantage
... but this lot make sure that those that need help are genuine

It's hard to think of two more stupid words that could be uttered by a politician
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25398608



Remember what happened after George 'W' said them?