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- Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:00 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
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- Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:59 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
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Re: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
Very, very sleepy:). Think I'll retire to bed with some toys; maybe the cuddly variety or...maybe not
- Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:34 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Favourite Poems
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Re: Favourite Poems
For any watersports lovers out there:
'There was a young woman from Ealing/
who had a peculiar feeling/
She lay on her back/
And opened her crack/
And pissed all over the ceiling.'
'There was a young woman from Ealing/
who had a peculiar feeling/
She lay on her back/
And opened her crack/
And pissed all over the ceiling.'
- Wed May 08, 2013 11:03 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
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Re: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
Gone:). And yes, I'm a happy dwarf- though a pretty tall one at just short of 5 foot 8...!:)
- Tue May 07, 2013 9:39 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
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- Tue May 07, 2013 6:25 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
- Replies: 18755
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Re: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
No need to comment LL . Was hayfever xx
- Mon May 06, 2013 8:01 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
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Re: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
Happy now, i.e. not Sneezy any more:)
- Mon May 06, 2013 11:24 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
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Re: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
Sort of a cross between Sneezy and Dopey. Dopey as a result of being Sneezy all night, lol
- Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:25 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Love of the day - what's made you smile?
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Re: Love of the day - what's made you smile?
Being able to go outside without getting frostbite and turning blue
- Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:01 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
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Re: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
I wonder why?
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:43 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
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Re: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
Could do a full on, seven dwarf themed, Lauren impersonation at this point- but I guess I'm just too Bashful
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:50 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
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Re: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
Am I bovvered?
- Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:02 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
- Replies: 18755
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Re: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
Was Sneezy yesterday, early hayfever or something, but back to my usual today, i.e. Dopey
- Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:29 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
- Replies: 16115
- Views: 1332768
Re: WTF! - My hate of the day
Oh whooah! Enough with the toenails , already!
Accidentally posted as Lexi. Doooh!!
Accidentally posted as Lexi. Doooh!!
- Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:58 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
- Replies: 16115
- Views: 1332768
Re: WTF! - My hate of the day
Was just about to eat some, but don't really feel like it now. Quavers, that is, not toenails
- Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:56 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
- Replies: 16115
- Views: 1332768
Re: WTF! - My hate of the day
Ewww ! Gross!!! Maybe a quaver that has been left in the back of the food cupboard for six months...!
- Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:30 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
- Replies: 16115
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Re: WTF! - My hate of the day
Can't stop thinking about that bl**dy toenail! Gonna need therapy for this one. lol
- Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:19 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
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Re: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
I introduce an eighth dwarf; name of 'randy'.
- Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:50 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Favourite Poems
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Re: Favourite Poems
Lo, Teepee
- Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:35 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Favourite Poems
- Replies: 1139
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Re: Favourite Poems
There was a young woman from Woking/
In desperate need of a poking/
She strolled up and down/
In a see -through night gown/
Strewing erections from here to...
Damn! Can't think of a punchline...!
In desperate need of a poking/
She strolled up and down/
In a see -through night gown/
Strewing erections from here to...
Damn! Can't think of a punchline...!
- Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:51 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Favourite Poems
- Replies: 1139
- Views: 72963
Re: Favourite Poems
Bridget Jones' Diary.
- Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:38 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Favourite Poems
- Replies: 1139
- Views: 72963
Re: Favourite Poems
On the other hand....
'There was a young woman from Ealing/
Who had a peculiar feeling/
She lay on her back/
And opened her cr**ck/
And p****d all over the ceiling'.
Hee, hee:). Can anyone guess which movie I pinched this from?
'There was a young woman from Ealing/
Who had a peculiar feeling/
She lay on her back/
And opened her cr**ck/
And p****d all over the ceiling'.
Hee, hee:). Can anyone guess which movie I pinched this from?
- Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:27 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Favourite Poems
- Replies: 1139
- Views: 72963
Re: Favourite Poems
Silly is good, CTR:). Correct that, I love silly . Last one was a Shakespeare sonnet. Going to go and read your silly ones, now:)
- Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:47 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Favourite Poems
- Replies: 1139
- Views: 72963
Re: Favourite Poems
Am just a poetry nut, CTR - but only the sexy verses. Daffodils and 'lonely clouds' and all that sort of thing are just ...boring:)
- Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:44 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Favourite Poems
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Re: Favourite Poems
My other favourite poem; :) 'My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun/ Coral is far more red than her lips' red/ If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun/ If hair be wires, black wires grow on her head/ I have seen roses, damask'd red and white But no such roses see I in her cheeks/ And in s...