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- Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:14 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Bad joke time
- Replies: 17
- Views: 6264
Re: Bad joke time
not only that.... you dont find penguins in Alaska!!!!!
- Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:11 pm
- Forum: CHATROOM
- Topic: Bitter sweet
- Replies: 17
- Views: 13019
Re: Bitter sweet
oh wow!! what a shocker!! Chels, if you read this i can only wish you all the best. One of my favourite girls at Disc and im sure she was a fave of a lot of the guys. All i can do is echo what someone else said, whoever the lucky devil is who you've fallen for hes one lucky lucky guy!!! Good luck ba...
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:42 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Vibrator Recall
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2113
Vibrator Recall
poor girl, i think she nearly died of embarrassment
Vibrator Recall
I guess her guy is in for a bad time when he gets home
Vibrator Recall
I guess her guy is in for a bad time when he gets home
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:40 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Rules in a relationship
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2152
Rules in a relationship
THE RULES For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship. 1. The female always makes the rules. 2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. If the female suspects th...
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:38 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Wordperfect
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2181
Wordperfect
This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the HelpDesk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organisation for "Termination without Cause." Actual dial...
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:38 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Oooops!!!
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1936
Oooops!!!
WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do. WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry? MAN: Okay, I'd get married again. WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) MAN: (makes audible gr...
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:36 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: How to give a cat a pill
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2057
How to give a cat a pill
How to give a cat a pill 1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to c...
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:34 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Celtic Astrology
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2584
Celtic Astrology
Find your birthday and then find your tree...and then see what it says. This is really cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology. Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree ...
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:30 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: how you can end up in this escort business
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1731
how you can end up in this escort business
how you can end up in this escort business... last weekend I was surfing around the net looking for escort sites. I happened across one that had no pics of the girls on show but a quick glance (1st mistake) revealed that you had to register with the site. So i did (2nd mistake) As quick as you like ...
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:29 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Australian love poem
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2073
Australian love poem
OF COURSE I LOVE YA DARLING YOUR A BLOODY TOP NOTCH BIRD AND WHEN I SAY YOUR GORGEOUS I MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD SO YA BUM IS ON THE BIG SIDE I DONT MIND A BIT OF FLAB IT MEANS THAT WHEN I'M READY THERE'S SOMETHIN' THERE TO GRAB SO YOUR BELLY ISN'T FLAT NO MORE I TELL YA, I DON'T CARE SO LONG AS WHEN ...
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:27 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Sexy Name?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 3018
Sexy Name?
How sexy is your name? According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting a...
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:26 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Ladybird Release their Latest Books for Children
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1731
Ladybird Release their Latest Books for Children
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- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:24 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: The agony of waxing......
- Replies: 3
- Views: 3079
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:23 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: The agony of waxing......
- Replies: 3
- Views: 3079
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:23 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: The 3 stages of a mans life.....
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1780
The 3 stages of a mans life.....
Single [/size] http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa95/soupdragon_bucket/stage1.jpg Married [/size] http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa95/soupdragon_bucket/stage2.jpg Divorced [/size] http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa95/soupdragon_bucket/stage3.jpg Now aint that the truth?
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:22 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: One liners (almost)
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2957
Re: One liners (almost)
Mickey Mouse in the Divorce Court......
Judge says... "I'm sorry Mr Mouse, but i cant give you a divorce because your wife has protruding teeth!!"
Mickey replies, "I didn't say that Your Honour, I said she was fucking Goofy!!"
Judge says... "I'm sorry Mr Mouse, but i cant give you a divorce because your wife has protruding teeth!!"
Mickey replies, "I didn't say that Your Honour, I said she was fucking Goofy!!"
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:21 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: One liners (almost)
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2957
Re: One liners (almost)
what the difference between the wife ......and a terrorist?
you can negotiate with a terrorist!!
you can negotiate with a terrorist!!
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:21 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: One liners (almost)
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2957
One liners (almost)
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut. **************************************** A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled 'LSD' ?' Granny replies, 'F@*# the pills, have you seen the dragons...
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:20 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Sex Research for The Innocent Woman
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1903
Sex Research for The Innocent Woman
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life. It consists of the most often asked questions of women (i.e.. relationships, sex and life in general). All women who read this are encouraged to use the wisdom contained...
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:18 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: women take note..................
- Replies: 0
- Views: 2105
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:18 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Female Guiness Book of World Records
- Replies: 0
- Views: 2099
Female Guiness Book of World Records
Amazingly, due to pressure from feminists, Guinness have been forced to publish a FEMALE version of the Guinness Book of Records. Here are a few a excerpts from the British edition: CAR PARKING The smallest kerbside space successfully reversed into by a woman was one of 19.36m (63ft 2ins), equivalen...
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:54 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Lovebites....tv
- Replies: 0
- Views: 2080
Lovebites....tv
First time ive seen any of this stuff, i guess its an American series... made me chuckle tho
oral sex
oral sex
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:52 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Confused? you will be.....................
- Replies: 0
- Views: 2108
Confused? you will be.....................
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ok, so we all know the girls are very good at working out family relationships.... i think most guys tend to let it wash over their heads to be honest... but anyway, try getting your head around this... Now many, many y...
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:51 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: GEOGRAPHY
- Replies: 4
- Views: 3697
Re: GEOGRAPHY
*groans*
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:49 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: GEOGRAPHY
- Replies: 4
- Views: 3697
Re: GEOGRAPHY
i see no comment on the women tho Sylvie lol