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- Wed Nov 04, 2015 4:13 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
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Re: WTF! - My hate of the day
Nearly hump day Another way of saying a good fuck , or on the wrong trail :shifty: Wednesday. ...middle of the week. Down hill to the weekend...over thehump. No sexual meanings sorry Think I prefer my version....its official Wednesday is National Hump Day... and bollox to it being middle of the wee...
- Tue Nov 03, 2015 11:32 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
- Replies: 16115
- Views: 1331525
Re: WTF! - My hate of the day
So Wednesday is National Hump Day ??? mmm can't waitsophie wrote:Another way of saying a good fuck , or on the wrong trailMistermc wrote:Nearly hump day
- Tue Sep 08, 2015 12:33 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Todays 3 words
- Replies: 6538
- Views: 1110343
Re: Todays 3 words
Feeling
Very
Naughty
Very
Naughty
- Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:18 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Two Fleas
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2042
Two Fleas
Two Fleas are on a Fanny....Ones a Junkie and ones a pervert ......How can you tell them apart?
The junkie is sniffing the crack and the perverts hiding in the bush xx
The junkie is sniffing the crack and the perverts hiding in the bush xx
- Fri May 22, 2015 2:03 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: thoughts
- Replies: 34316
- Views: 2335758
Re: thoughts
Fuck It I am off..had enough now....need a new challenge Grass is not always greener It is if its astro-turf!!! Anyway fed up of feeling like a bloody foreigner in my own country...might as well go live abroad and annoy somebody else and be a foreigner ! Even Hull is now becoming over run with ethn...
- Fri May 22, 2015 1:52 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: thoughts
- Replies: 34316
- Views: 2335758
Re: thoughts
Fuck It I am off..had enough now....need a new challenge
- Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:06 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Random Comments
- Replies: 17436
- Views: 967061
Re: Random Comments
Think ive had enough now ....
- Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:00 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
- Replies: 18755
- Views: 1180580
Re: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
A pissed off disappointed dwarf
- Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:56 am
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Is Romance DEAD ???
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1582
Is Romance DEAD ???
Is Romance Dead? An elderly couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your...
- Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:54 am
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Man Utd in Europe..
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2092
Man Utd in Europe..
David Moyes has guaranteed Man Utd fans that they will see European competition
next season - even if he has to write the song himself.
next season - even if he has to write the song himself.
- Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:44 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: captions
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2755
Re: captions
I think I might have eaten Wallylexi wrote:he is a wally....scotty wrote:Wallys long lost cousin...LordLuken wrote:I hope they don't want me to run anywhere!champ wrote:new caption pic from scotty..
- Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:37 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: thoughts
- Replies: 34316
- Views: 2335758
Re: thoughts
Messy is good....I like messysophie wrote:it,s gonna be messy
- Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:53 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
- Replies: 18755
- Views: 1180580
Re: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
OLDER and PISSED OFF DWARF looking for a fight!!!!
- Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:49 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: The Husband Shop
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1729
The Husband Shop
A shop that sells new husbands has opened in Hull, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the f...
- Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:49 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: What are you doing right now?
- Replies: 34316
- Views: 1994415
Re: What are you doing right now?
Thinking bout taking up a new hobby.. not sure whether to go salsa, ballroom or pole ;) :lol: either one ,,in heels your gonna end up on your arse You never know I might be very adept in heels...... and it all depends on my dance partner as to whether i might choose to end up on my arse with them o...
- Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:31 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: What are you doing right now?
- Replies: 34316
- Views: 1994415
Re: What are you doing right now?
Thinking bout taking up a new hobby.. not sure whether to go salsa, ballroom or pole
- Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:36 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Random Comments
- Replies: 17436
- Views: 967061
Re: Random Comments
I second that !!! When do they ever grow up and stop giving you sleepless nightssophie wrote:kids
- Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:43 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Random Comments
- Replies: 17436
- Views: 967061
Re: Random Comments
Well the rest of its not too shabby lolsophie wrote:hope it,s not just the mind thenhughrynell wrote:What a filthy mind you have!!! I LOVE IT xxxxsophie wrote: you dirty man, you need to keep it in your trousers,, well for now anyway
- Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:36 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Random Comments
- Replies: 17436
- Views: 967061
Re: Random Comments
I can't believe that a straight boring lady such as yourself would ever contemplate breaking any rules :shock: ;) i know :o :angelic-halofell: even i slip up some times :mrgreen: I know where i would like to slip up xxxx :romance-kisscheek: :oops: you dirty man, :o you need to keep it in your trous...
- Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:33 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
- Replies: 16115
- Views: 1331525
Re: WTF! - My hate of the day
Depends on whose doing the draggingsophie wrote:being dragged everywhere you don,t want to go
Oh and nearly forgot..bleedin car dealers that dont return your calls or emails
- Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:27 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Random Comments
- Replies: 17436
- Views: 967061
Re: Random Comments
I know where i would like to slip up xxxxsophie wrote:i know even i slip up some timeshughrynell wrote: I can't believe that a straight boring lady such as yourself would ever contemplate breaking any rules
- Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:21 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: LADY'S TENNIS
- Replies: 28
- Views: 5961
Re: LADY'S TENNIS
I think she or someone very much liker once through me out of a nightclub in Leedspjarks wrote:no thanksteepee wrote:Serena anyone?
- Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:16 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Random Comments
- Replies: 17436
- Views: 967061
Re: Random Comments
guess so and rules can be broken [/quote]
I can't believe that a straight boring lady such as tourself would ever contemplate breaking any rules
I can't believe that a straight boring lady such as tourself would ever contemplate breaking any rules
- Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:17 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: What are you doing right now?
- Replies: 34316
- Views: 1994415
Re: What are you doing right now?
Completely wizzed off that due to circumstances out of my control I was and am unable to be with the sexiest lady on the forum right now
- Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:57 am
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Random Comments
- Replies: 17436
- Views: 967061
Re: Random Comments
At least let me have something to look forward to ...meanie xxxxsophie wrote:not them kindhughrynell wrote:MMMMMM GUILTY PLEASURES xxxxsophie wrote:naughty secrets