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by fartypants
Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:02 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: thoughts
Replies: 34360
Views: 187024

Re: thoughts

I'm thinking that I appreciate the efforts of all our admins for their hardwork they put in for free, and I'm thinking the updated forum has been done for good reasons

BUT i'm also thinking that i don't like it and the mouldy cheese green is fucking miserable (sorry)
by fartypants
Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:57 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
Replies: 16141
Views: 102279

Re: WTF! - My hate of the day

I've probably had this hate before, so I apologise if I'm repeating myself. Grown ups who say "Only 7 more sleeps until I do (whatever)". It doesn't sound cute coming from anyone other then a child. It simply depicts you as a bit of a div. It drives me absolutely spare! :twisted: only 1 more sleep ...
by fartypants
Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:09 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: Love of the day - what's made you smile?
Replies: 18043
Views: 112769

Re: Love of the day - what's made you smile?

knowing what i'm planning to do tomorrow that should be very enjoyable :dance: Do tell Shy!! :lol: :naughty: :naughty: that's for me to know and you to find out :dance: :dance: Hmmm...So that is how it is going to be then? :think: Well, I'm sure that won't take long, i have ways of making you talk ...
by fartypants
Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:41 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
Replies: 16141
Views: 102279

Re: WTF! - My hate of the day

starting work at 6.30am AND still being at work :cry: :cry: :violin:
by fartypants
Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:14 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: Random Comments
Replies: 17455
Views: 108584

Re: Random Comments

Was it the chicken or the egg? :idea:

We are really lucky the Earl of sandwich wasn't called Smith
anyone fancy a chicken smith?
by fartypants
Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:07 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
Replies: 16141
Views: 102279

Re: WTF! - My hate of the day

:shock: ok up to now :shock:
i'm sure it'll change though :whistle:
by fartypants
Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:06 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: Love of the day - what's made you smile?
Replies: 18043
Views: 112769

Re: Love of the day - what's made you smile?

picture the scene. farty's interviewing someone for a part time administrators job, all very serious, lady in her 40's doing her best to impress, interview is almost over, just telling her i'll let her know later today etc. she asks to use the toilet before she leaves, which is next to the meeting ...
by fartypants
Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:50 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: Love of the day - what's made you smile?
Replies: 18043
Views: 112769

Re: Love of the day - what's made you smile?

picture the scene. farty's interviewing someone for a part time administrators job, all very serious, lady in her 40's doing her best to impress, interview is almost over, just telling her i'll let her know later today etc. she asks to use the toilet before she leaves, which is next to the meeting r...
by fartypants
Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:38 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: Random Comments
Replies: 17455
Views: 108584

Re: Random Comments

LordLuken wrote:
fartypants wrote:if i had a crash and went through my windscreen, i'd get charged with leaving the scene of an accident :shock:
You're luck of late just isn't going well is it?
understatement of the century LL! :cry:

Random comment - sit on my face and tell me that you love me
by fartypants
Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:01 am
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: Love of the day - what's made you smile?
Replies: 18043
Views: 112769

Re: Love of the day - what's made you smile?

Abbie wrote:Yesterdays was : having a great day and seeing the itallion stallion
was it this abbington?
Image
by fartypants
Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:25 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: Random Comments
Replies: 17455
Views: 108584

Re: Random Comments

if i had a crash and went through my windscreen, i'd get charged with leaving the scene of an accident :shock:
by fartypants
Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:23 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: Love of the day - what's made you smile?
Replies: 18043
Views: 112769

Re: Love of the day - what's made you smile?

just read my rant on hate of the day :D
Note to self - calm down farty, take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning


fucks sake I'm scitsophrenic now (my other self mispelt that btw) :shock:
by fartypants
Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:20 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
Replies: 16141
Views: 102279

Re: WTF! - My hate of the day

where do I start :cry: totally and utterly fukt off! fuck work fuck cameron definately fuck his fucking gimp osbourne fuck HSBC and after all that i stood in fucking dog shit today and didn't realise till i managed to fucking smear it all over my car mats and my bastard fucking shithouse trousers!! ...
by fartypants
Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:02 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
Replies: 16141
Views: 102279

Re: WTF! - My hate of the day

seeing the availability on AW of a person, then being told not working that day :evil:
(none of the lovely ladies on here I might add!)
by fartypants
Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:00 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: What are you doing right now?
Replies: 34376
Views: 167296

Re: What are you doing right now?

contemplating :think:
by fartypants
Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:55 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: Love of the day - what's made you smile?
Replies: 18043
Views: 112769

Re: Love of the day - what's made you smile?

tonight its vodka :D
by fartypants
Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:19 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
Replies: 16141
Views: 102279

Re: WTF! - My hate of the day

SexySouthern wrote:being really poorly lastnite and today...sympathy needed as its not self inflicted :violin:
Hope you feel better soon Sexy S

today it's most things and most people
by fartypants
Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:15 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: thoughts
Replies: 34360
Views: 187024

Re: thoughts

I wonder if gooleydave's had his knackers stove in yet? :shock:
by fartypants
Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:51 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: Love of the day - what's made you smile?
Replies: 18043
Views: 112769

Re: Love of the day - what's made you smile?

fartypants wrote:The only smile of any significance today was about a greggs steak fucking bake and without being melodramatic that is a real shame :cry:
Sigh... :| mental image of steak bake on standby :cry:
by fartypants
Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:32 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: Love of the day - what's made you smile?
Replies: 18043
Views: 112769

Re: Love of the day - what's made you smile?

The only smile of any significance today was about a greggs steak fucking bake and without being melodramatic that is a real shame :cry:
by fartypants
Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:28 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: What are you doing right now?
Replies: 34376
Views: 167296

Re: What are you doing right now?

looking at the ever increasing pile of paperwork that needs sorting out tonnight :(
by fartypants
Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:26 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
Replies: 16141
Views: 102279

Re: WTF! - My hate of the day

Mancs :cry:
by fartypants
Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:42 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
Replies: 16141
Views: 102279

Re: WTF! - My hate of the day

customers, bosses, staff, banks, politicians, george fucking gimp osbourne in particular, oooh it's growth were on the road to recovery, fuck you george, FUCK YOU!! :evil:
by fartypants
Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:28 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
Replies: 16141
Views: 102279

Re: WTF! - My hate of the day

lager related stomach acid :?
by fartypants
Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:05 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
Replies: 16141
Views: 102279

Re: WTF! - My hate of the day

Except my previously mentioned seafood issues, I am hate free today except maybe Wayne Rooney & other over paid shithouse footballers / sports people. Though that is a residual burning savage dislike / hatred that never goes away :D I also hate Lord Lukens hate as that kind of thing is very annoying...

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