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suzy wrote:a pm that lifts your spirits
now sod off to the emerald isle you twat

xx

Fizzy.

Jeff Beck or Brian May

(nicked from a film trailer)

It'll be OK in the end.............and if it ain't OK then it's not yet the end.

Getter more confusereded Z everywhere.

I'd take the advice and make changes. But I really wouldn't want to know. If there is something happening under my skin then I'd hope I would have some warning lights flashing - amber I'd hope! Red flashing lights indicate something serious...........and even worse are blue flashing lights - particu...

Bert wrote:Hmm... more of a 'knee-trembler' than a 'lay'

Yeah, but 'a knee-trembler at the races' didn't sound quite right Bert. When I first saw it I assumed it was eviction day at Dale Farm.

Can't be certain of their sexuality but one of them is certainly receptive - you just can't beat a day at the races.

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If you ascend the ladder of lust ensure to maintain five points of contact at all times.

So let's get this right. Police have been patrolling throughout December and have spoken to 18 people. No arrests have been made so presumably nothing illegal had been witnessed. So where is the problem? I'm not a NIMBY, in fact I'd love to live next to a dogging layby. You'd think the police would ...

This made me smile - something I nicked earlier....possibly an oldie but new to me. I was at the checkout the other day. The assistant was scanning my purchases...a few ready meals for one, couple of 6 packs of lager, crisps, lads mags and stuff. Then she says, "You live on your own, don't you?...

I think actors call it 'drying'. Not sure if politicians have a word for it.........'nightmare' springs to mind.

Yesterday's PMQs - jump forward to 14.55.

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Thanking God that HAF doesn't have a call centre in Mumbai

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I think my clock is wrong because Sophie is online and it's not 2 am

Puerile I know but a stupid twat sent it to me and I couldn't resist posting here

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There are no flies on that girl

Well that fallen tree was a close shave - a lovely looking erection laid flat after being blown (down) by the wind

suzy wrote:

Cullyclimb wrote:Selling 'gel things' outside Prospect Centre

not after tomorrow you aint

Quite true - I've got a barrow load of breast implants to shift tomorrow....any takers?

Selling 'gel things' outside Prospect Centre

Quote from the story: Mr Grove said East Riding council has recently cut back hedges around the lay-bys to make the areas more visible. ...........so that the locals can get a better view? Now come on residents - either you want to see what's going on or you don't. If you don't then please lobby you...

Go on, have a go. It's clever but predictable.

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Relaxing after staging a surprise birthday party that went without a hitch.

CTR wrote:Looking at a magazine I was unexpectedly given with lots of pictures of pussies

Don't do it CTR - a cat is for life not just for Christmas

Wondering where the poems have gone

Four young girls being referred to as a 'band' - don't they know that a band has a guitarist, drummer, keyboards and lead singer. I hate X-Factor.