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- Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:38 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Gaddafi
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1703
Re: Gaddafi
Oi Oi Oi.. :D ...raw nerve touched there......lifelong gunners fan here.... :? .... quite disalusioned at present with whats going on. Have to say over it all the fact that 6 years without silvr and Wenger is still there (for how much longer) is testiment that the club believe in him i suppose.....o...
- Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:41 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Obama Joke
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1179
Obama Joke
Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name. " Stanley ," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley ?" "I have 4 questions: First...
- Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:38 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Questions
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1265
Questions
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone bel...
- Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:45 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Mr Penis wants a raise
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1191
Mr Penis wants a raise
Subject: Penis I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has...
- Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:25 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: PRIVATE DETECTIVE
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1351
PRIVATE DETECTIVE
An American husband was suspicious about his wife so he decided to hire a detective. but he was not very rich so he hired a Chinese detective the day afther he got this message from Chinese detective: Most honorable sir, You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch house. He and she leave ...
- Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:03 am
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Showering - Women & Men
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1120
Showering - Women & Men
How To Shower Like a Woman > > > > > >Take off > > >clothes and place them sectioned in laundry > > >basket according to lights and > > >darks. > > > > > >Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. > > > > > >If you see > > >husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. > > >Look at your woma...
- Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:20 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: The Perfect Day For Him and Her
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1580
Re: The Perfect Day For Him and Her
growler......omg i cant stop laffing.......
- Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:21 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Lap Dancing!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1794
Re: Lap Dancing!
classic jim davidson joke......still makes me giggle.......
- Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:36 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: BANK HOLIDAYS 2011
- Replies: 3
- Views: 3029
Re: BANK HOLIDAYS 2011
Just booked Teepee.......woohoo 3 days out of my annual leave for 7 days plus 2 weekends straight.......cant be bad.......now what to do......probably decorate and a late house spring clean......would love to go away but cnt afford it and travelling on a bank holiday is a bloody nightmare
Matty
Matty
- Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:34 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: BANK HOLIDAYS 2011
- Replies: 3
- Views: 3029
Re: BANK HOLIDAYS 2011
certainly the 26th, 27th and 28th look loke a good time to take three days holiday...
Matty
Matty
- Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:53 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Paddy and Murphy.
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2093
Re: Paddy and Murphy.
Dont forget Billy............... The Pope is handing out miracles in Liverpool Billy asks, "Can you help with my hearing?" The Pope says, "Yes" and puts his hands over Billy's ears. He then prays, removes his hands, and says, "How is your hearing now?" Billy says "...
- Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:43 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: What are you doing right now?
- Replies: 34316
- Views: 1994348
Re: What are you doing right now?
Eying up another mince pie.........and cant be arsed to get up off the sofa and go get the squirty cream....lol...
- Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:19 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: What are you doing right now?
- Replies: 34316
- Views: 1994348
Re: What are doing right now?
thanking Suzy for the help received...lol
- Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:53 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
- Replies: 18755
- Views: 1180528
- Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:58 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
- Replies: 18755
- Views: 1180528
Re: whch of the seven dwarf's are you today?
twitchy..say no more...lol
Matty
Matty
- Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:57 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: WTF! - My hate of the day
- Replies: 16115
- Views: 1331470
Re: hate of the day
Traffic wardens - fooking little hitlers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:57 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Favourite Poems
- Replies: 1139
- Views: 72944
Re: Favourite Poems
A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit "Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?" "Of course not," said the hare, "It's really quite rare!" So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. ********************************** There was a young girl called Annie who had a peculiar f...
- Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:31 pm
- Forum: GENERAL CHAT
- Topic: Favourite Poems
- Replies: 1139
- Views: 72944
Re: Favourite Poems
On the internet they found romance, That put both in a sexual trance, But each had a gripe, That it's hard to type, With one hand stuck down in your pants. ********************************** In convertibles she was quite brash, When she put her feet up on the dash. As a trucker drove by, Her bare cr...
- Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:10 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: The perfect mand and woman!!!!
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2178
Re: The perfect mand and woman!!!!
Looks like we're gona have to share her Teepee......i'm happy with Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays if you want to take the rest.......
matty
matty
- Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:02 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: The perfect mand and woman!!!!
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2178
- Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:30 pm
- Forum: CHATROOM
- Topic: Google block
- Replies: 3
- Views: 4938
Re: Google block
just heard on sky news google search had a major problem earlier today.......may harm your computer was widespread when searching with them.....all fixed now i think
matty
matty
- Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:52 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: what does...
- Replies: 2
- Views: 3463
Re: what does...
cool - just dnt av owt on underneath it will ya........lol.....TAXI..........to Grimsby.......n put ur foot down.........lol...
matty
matty
- Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:44 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: what does...
- Replies: 2
- Views: 3463
Re: what does...
thank you good nite.......i'll get ur coat...........(u've pulled....teehee)
matty
matty