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Oi Oi Oi.. :D ...raw nerve touched there......lifelong gunners fan here.... :? .... quite disalusioned at present with whats going on. Have to say over it all the fact that 6 years without silvr and Wenger is still there (for how much longer) is testiment that the club believe in him i suppose.....o...

Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name. " Stanley ," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley ?" "I have 4 questions: First...

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone bel...

Subject: Penis I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has...

An American husband was suspicious about his wife so he decided to hire a detective. but he was not very rich so he hired a Chinese detective the day afther he got this message from Chinese detective: Most honorable sir, You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch house. He and she leave ...

How To Shower Like a Woman > > > > > >Take off > > >clothes and place them sectioned in laundry > > >basket according to lights and > > >darks. > > > > > >Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. > > > > > >If you see > > >husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. > > >Look at your woma...

growler......omg i cant stop laffing.......

classic jim davidson joke......still makes me giggle.......

Just booked Teepee.......woohoo 3 days out of my annual leave for 7 days plus 2 weekends straight.......cant be bad.......now what to do......probably decorate and a late house spring clean......would love to go away but cnt afford it and travelling on a bank holiday is a bloody nightmare

Matty

certainly the 26th, 27th and 28th look loke a good time to take three days holiday...

Matty

Dont forget Billy............... The Pope is handing out miracles in Liverpool Billy asks, "Can you help with my hearing?" The Pope says, "Yes" and puts his hands over Billy's ears. He then prays, removes his hands, and says, "How is your hearing now?" Billy says "...

Eying up another mince pie.........and cant be arsed to get up off the sofa and go get the squirty cream....lol...

thanking Suzy for the help received...lol

knackered

twitchy..say no more...lol

Matty

Traffic wardens - fooking little hitlers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit "Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?" "Of course not," said the hare, "It's really quite rare!" So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. ********************************** There was a young girl called Annie who had a peculiar f...

On the internet they found romance, That put both in a sexual trance, But each had a gripe, That it's hard to type, With one hand stuck down in your pants. ********************************** In convertibles she was quite brash, When she put her feet up on the dash. As a trucker drove by, Her bare cr...

Looks like we're gona have to share her Teepee......i'm happy with Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays if you want to take the rest.......

matty

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matty

just heard on sky news google search had a major problem earlier today.......may harm your computer was widespread when searching with them.....all fixed now i think

matty

cool - just dnt av owt on underneath it will ya........lol.....TAXI..........to Grimsby.......n put ur foot down.........lol...

matty

thank you good nite.......i'll get ur coat...........(u've pulled....teehee)



matty